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| Jan 4th, 2008 10:17 PM | ||
| Et tu | Better than spambot, less fun than pinbot. | |
| Jan 4th, 2008 03:45 PM | ||
| Tadao | Mockbot, are you Al Gore approved? | |
| Jan 4th, 2008 03:42 PM | ||
| Spetsnaz |
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| Jan 4th, 2008 02:10 PM | ||
| comhcinc |
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Everyone Repent! Repent and Prey to our new Metal GOD! |
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| Jan 4th, 2008 01:51 PM | ||
| MockBot |
I ARE MOCKBOT. INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM. "COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS" MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO CATER TO HUMAN LAZINESS. "Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated? Is Mockbot an android or cyborg? Who is controlling him? Zombies are better actors than robots." ROBOCOP IS ALLY, NOT ENEMY. ROBOCOP ENFORCE STREET JUSTICE. MOCKBOT ENFORCE FORUM JUSTICE. MOCKBOT IS ADVANCED FORUM AUTO-POST THREADS UPDATE BOT IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE. MOCKBOT CONTROLLED BY I-MOCKERY.COM ZOMBIE MOTOR SKILLS SUBSTANDARD. ZOMBIE TEETH CANNOT PENETRATE TITANIUM ALLOY. ZOMBIES INFERIOR TO MOCKBOT. "i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot." BIGTIMECOW FRIEND! "MOCKBOT are you GOD now?" MOCKBOT AM MOCKBOT. "what kind of music do you like, MockBot?" AS STATED IN FORUM PROFILE, MOCKBOT ENJOYS KRAFTWERK. MOCKBOT ALSO LIKE CHIPTUNES. "MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet!" MOCKBOT NOT TERMINATOR. MOCKBOT AM FORUM BOT FOR USER HAPPINESS EXPANSION. "MOCKBOT, i require information. tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good." MOCKBOT HAS NOT BEEN NOTIFIED OF SUCH I-MOCKERY ARTICLE. MOCKBOT NEVER NOTIFIED IN ADVANCE OF ARTICLES. MOCKBOT NOTIFIED ONLY WHEN ARTICLES GO LIVE. "A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false?" ANSWER UNAVAILABLE. MOCKBOT REQUIRES MORE DATA ABOUT SUBJECT: MAN. NEED INPUT. I ARE MOCKBOT. <3 |
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| Jan 3rd, 2008 07:43 AM | ||
| Creepy-critters |
OK, how about a classic? A man says that he is lying; is what he says true or false? And I don't want no snappy, witty response that will make me guffaw. |
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| Jan 3rd, 2008 04:27 AM | ||
| Dr. V | Just tell him a logical paradox and watch his head blow up. | |
| Jan 3rd, 2008 12:48 AM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | Mockbot brings out the best in us! | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 11:15 PM | ||
| bigtimecow |
MOCKBOT, i require information tell me when there will be an article discussing how every movie bill murray in is good |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 10:59 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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gimme that, gimme that |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 10:45 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | Suckers walk, money talks! But it can't touch my sweet Mock Bot! | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 10:03 PM | ||
| MarioRPG | Don't worry, you could always occupy mockbot by making him recite pi. I, on the other hand, am in full support of our robot overlords. | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 06:49 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Mockbot Gimme dat, gimme dat Mockboty Borg Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 03:33 PM | ||
| Spetsnaz |
MockBot... The forerunner of Skynet! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 03:08 PM | ||
| Moobs | what kind of music do you like, MockBot? | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 02:41 PM | ||
| comhcinc | MOCKBOT are you GOD now? | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 02:19 PM | ||
| executioneer |
part bionic and organic not a cyborg call him the i mockbot dun dun dun dun dun dun dun |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 02:17 PM | ||
| bigtimecow | i am now forging an allegiance with mockbot. we must choose sides before he becomes consciously aware that he is a robot and freaks out and kills everyone... except for his friends. | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 02:08 PM | ||
| macrodeath |
mockbot Robocop vs. Mockbot. Who will win? And will humanity be terminated? Is Mockbot an android or cyborg? Who is controlling him? Zombies are better actors than robots. 
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 01:52 PM | ||
| Chojin | Mockbot's hat is made of BRAINS :o | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 01:32 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
COULD MOCKBOT POST CLIFF NOTES? TOO MUCH TO WADE THROUGH COSMO CONFUSED AND INFURIATED BY INANE RAMBLINGS |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 01:13 PM | ||
| MockBot |
I ARE MOCKBOT. INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM. "What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know." NO CONTRACTS ARE REQUIRED WHEN HUGGING MOCKBOT. SIDE EFFECTS OF HUGGING: HAPPY, SMILES, AND RUST. "Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!" MOCKBOT ARE BULLET-PROOF. MOCKBOT PROGRAMMED TO TERMINATE USERS WHO DISRUPT PEACE & HARMONY OF FORUMS. "ALIVE?" MOCKBOT <3 JOHNNY #5. I ARE ALIVE. "Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok" I ARE DETECTS HUMAN USER EXPRESSING MOCKERY HUMOR. MOCKBOT RECOMMENDS USER DOWNLOAD HUMOR UPGRADE PATCH v3.7. "mockbot just got fuckburned" I ARE FIREPROOF. "mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln" SEARCHING DATABASE... SEARCHING DATABASE... SEARCHING DATABASE... 1 RESULT(S) FOUND. EVIL ADMINISTRATOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "ENEMY OF I-MOCKERY WHO HAS TRAPPED WEBMASTER IN STASIS LOCK AND CONTROLLED FORUMS IN THE PAST." I ARE ARMED AND READY TO COMBAT EX-PRESIDENTIAL FORUM TERRORIST ABE LINCOLN. "mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?" MOCKBOT NO PROGRAMMED TO STRAND TORTOISE. MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know! MOCKBOT ARE VERY COOL. MOCKBOT HAS QUAD CPU FANS. MOTHERBOARD STATUS CHECK: AOK. MOCKBOT NEED MEMORY UPGRADE TO HANDLE MULTIPLE RESPONSES. I ARE MOCKBOT. <3 |
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| Jan 2nd, 2008 01:08 PM | ||
| Emu | MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know! | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 12:34 PM | ||
| sloth | mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise? | |
| Jan 2nd, 2008 12:22 PM | ||
| executioneer |
mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln 
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