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Aug 31st, 2009 08:56 PM
Babs Your avatar and Richard Gere's asshole have more in common than you and Sam.

A/S/L
Aug 28th, 2009 10:27 PM
kahljorn
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As a responsible citizen, it is your duty to keep Sam away from his Souls, so we can all prevent DOOMSDAY o.o


Ban wiffles and eiffles and niffles immediately guys before something bad happens
Aug 28th, 2009 10:02 PM
MattJack



Aug 28th, 2009 08:47 PM
Wiffles one word: wax ^.^
Aug 28th, 2009 08:39 PM
MajorScales I could never shave my legs
Aug 28th, 2009 08:30 PM
Wiffles
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did you forget the part where the stork drops his burrito in the volcano or did i just miss it

I think that part must have been lost to translation from the remaining ancient scriptures ^.^;;

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I know you want to make a youtube bass video to rival H.J Freaks =)
Aug 28th, 2009 08:29 PM
MajorScales
Aug 28th, 2009 08:11 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost my hamster Ponce De Leon had my ex's girlfriends hamster Magellan's head in its cheek for a few hours
Aug 28th, 2009 08:07 PM
executioneer did you forget the part where the stork drops his burrito in the volcano or did i just miss it
Aug 28th, 2009 07:46 PM
Wiffles Ewww, your hamster did that? o.o

Actually wiffles was a hamster I owned when I was 11, and I made up all sorts of stories about it, thats how I got my SN.. its dead now ;__;

I think it stuffed its face with a cheeseball on that pic ( '_')b
Aug 28th, 2009 06:56 PM
elx what does wiffles have in its mouth?

i had a hamster once that put its dead baby in its cheek and kept it there for over a week.
it looked just like that!
Aug 28th, 2009 06:27 PM
Wiffles come up and see me sometime
Aug 28th, 2009 04:57 PM
Misdemonar I JUST SAW THAT YOU WERE A GIRL BABY LETS GET TOGETHER ALRIGHT
Aug 28th, 2009 04:53 PM
Misdemonar THIS IS SHIT
Aug 28th, 2009 04:40 PM
Wiffles
The Story of Sam



A long time ago, masked by the swirls of time. Sam offended the God's of CHAOS for certain questionable things he did.

The gods punished him, and made him immortal, and split his soul into 3 parts. For eons he has been wandering the earth, never ageing, never dieing. He has to suffer the misery of seeing loved ones come and go.

The Triumvariate of his soul that was dispersed across the earth were:

Wiffles: Imbued with light and kindness (thats me ^.^)



Miffles: Imbued with darkness (sam's evil side)



Eiffles: Imbued with Neutral French energy (the neutral one)




Only now has the three stumbled upon each other. Their main goal: To merge with their master, Sam. When the three are merged with the Master. It will trigger about the dawn of the APOCALYPSE! Sam will be freed from his curse and humanity will face un-ending DOOM o.o

As a responsible citizen, it is your duty to keep Sam away from his Souls, so we can all prevent DOOMSDAY o.o, and continue humanity's unbridled rise to greatness ^.^

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