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| Nov 29th, 2004 04:26 PM | ||
| Emu | HE'S GRINNING, DAMNIT> | |
| Nov 29th, 2004 03:15 PM | ||
| Helm |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 02:03 PM | ||
| soundtest |
 This is Mr. Weatherbee and he always says "Harumph!". I just never noticed anybody else ever say it. Sorry! |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 01:59 PM | ||
| dkathrens77 |
Soundtest, great animated gif. How naughty! I don't know who Mr. Weatherbee is. Surely others have used this interjection? Am I allowed to use it? I remember when I used to ride my unicycle on public playgrounds, and the young hoodlums playing basketball would ask me "Are you in the circus?" To which I'd reply : "NO--Are you in the NBA?" Just wanted to say I like your irreverent juxtaposition of animated animal clips. |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 01:19 PM | ||
| soundtest |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 01:11 PM | ||
| dkathrens77 |
I was TOO SMART for college back when I wasn't TOO YOUNG No, I went to one year of college and decided I was having too much fun. I enrolled in a tech school and learned to do something useful. |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 01:06 PM | ||
| dkathrens77 |
Harumpff!! Let me reciprocate your knee-jerk off-the-cuff attempt at Mockery in my own somewhat more refined way: While I consider it my duty to shatter people's frames-of-reference (that's one definition of a "joke") ; I don't understand why you felt the need to SHOUT. Or why you got the impression my post was in any way urgent. Is everyone here as rude as you seem to be? Or are you some sort of volunteer ambasador of rudeness?<grin> Seriously though, didn't you enjoy my post in any way? I spent hours slaving over a hot keyboard so I could pour my heart out to the members of this forum. And this is the first reply I get? Take it a little easy on a newbie, OK? Once we get to know each other better, it'll be gloves off, no more Mr. Nice Guy, unrestrained comments about Yo' Mama, etc. |
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| Nov 29th, 2004 01:03 PM | ||
| Emu | DKARTHENS77 ARE YOU IN COLLEGE?? | |
| Nov 29th, 2004 11:49 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP BECAUSE I WAS UNDER THE ACTUAL IMPRESSION THAT GIRLS DON'T FART AND MY WHOLE WORLD JUST TURNED UPSIDE DOWN BECAUSE OF YOUR URGENT POST | |
| Nov 29th, 2004 10:19 AM | ||
| dkathrens77 |
I've been reading some of the posts and replies for this topic and I've come to the conclusion that most of us here (me excluded) aren't old enough to have the life experiences that would have answered this question definitively. So, youngsters, let me tell you about one morning when I was lying in bed on my back with my head hanging over the edge. I was watching my first wife getting ready for work and as she walked by I grabbed her ass with both hands and pulled her to me, saying "come over here and let me get a whiff of your lovely pussy" or something like that. Well, she was a bit shy about such things and started giggling, which only encouraged me to continue. I positioned her sweetness about an inch from my nose and took a big noisy WHIFF. As luck would have it though, she was giggling so hard that she FARTED in mid-whiff and I sucked a fresh and very acrid FART halfway into my lungs before I could stop! And no, it WASN'T a cunt fart either... Botton line: Girls DO FART. Corollary: Everyone's farts smell bad, except your own. And while we are on the subject, let me tell you about an inspiration of mine: Imagine, dear readers, that you are at a friend's house for a social function, and you suddenly have "the feeling" that you are about to pass gas. You start edging slowly & carefully for some unoccupied airspace (so as not to hasten the onset) but the room is crowded; so many folks to smile and say "hello" to, or at the very least "excuse me" (Instead of say, "Clear the deck! I'm going to FART!!!) as you pass. Suddenly you notice near you what looks like a closet door! You quickly duck in and close it behind you. Looking around, you notice the room is heavily soundproofed, has an industrial grade exhaust system, and a built-in wet vac. Your heart swells in admiration for your thoughful host, who has provided his/her guests with a FART CLOSET. "But what's the wet vac for?" you ask? The wet lumpy ones, of course! |
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| Nov 2nd, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| HickMan | Just like how guys make penis farts. Try it. | |
| Nov 2nd, 2004 05:37 PM | ||
| ThisIsWitty | How does a girl make one of these 'cunt farts'? | |
| Nov 2nd, 2004 12:34 PM | ||
| Terra | Did she make those little squeaky farts like the other mommies did? The type that they don't want to let out but they get out anyway and sound like escaping air from a balloon's pinched top? | |
| Nov 2nd, 2004 12:53 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
My mom farted all the time when I was a kid. It was funny. 
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| Nov 2nd, 2004 12:41 AM | ||
| racialslur | Has Vagiclean ever EVER made a post that made sense? | |
| Nov 1st, 2004 11:20 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean | library is where all the girls fart ;[ | |
| Nov 1st, 2004 11:12 PM | ||
| sadie |
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| Nov 1st, 2004 06:04 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Girl farts are soooo much different than boy farts and they're really, really funny. Hahahahahah!! :highfive | |
| Oct 29th, 2004 05:59 AM | ||
| FS | Ellipses are idiocy's picket fence. | |
| Oct 29th, 2004 03:09 AM | ||
| jarrrrd | Haha..what kinda fart are we talking poon fart or methane fart...beer fart...dude theres plenty to go around. | |
| Oct 26th, 2004 07:50 PM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
  Like this |
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| Oct 26th, 2004 10:11 AM | ||
| Terra | plz die asshole! | |
| Oct 26th, 2004 10:01 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | stop living b*tch | |
| Oct 26th, 2004 09:42 AM | ||
| Terra | Then stop posting to me and move on. | |
| Oct 26th, 2004 09:38 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | seriously you are such a shitty human being terra i hate you | |
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