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May 25th, 2003 11:56 PM
The_voice_of_reason Firstly "My Last Serenade" by Killswitch Engage because it goes straight from melodious happy music to pure assripping metal. Secondly "Five Minutes Alone" by Pantera because well


I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master
Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to
Meet the eye. My song is not believed? My words some-
What deceiving? Now I'm unwhole.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom
Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone
I read your eyes, your mind was made up. You took me for
A fool. You used complexion of my skin for a counter
Rascist tool. -You can't burn me- I've spilled my guts out
In the past. Taken advantage of because you know where
I've come. My past.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom
Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone
May 25th, 2003 11:30 PM
Captain Robo OKAY.
May 23rd, 2003 10:43 PM
CrapOnAStick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Robo
MOSTLY ANYTHING BY CELINE DION.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ROBO

"Tall Cans In The Air" - The Transplants
May 23rd, 2003 07:44 PM
Captain Robo MOSTLY ANYTHING BY CELINE DION.
May 21st, 2003 03:47 PM
Grazzt Wagner was an anti-Semite. But to the point, GWAR's Ragnarok makes me want to... Well, bring Ragnarok.
May 21st, 2003 02:41 PM
WorthlessLiar
asskicking

What was the song Smithers taped over Ride of the Valkyrie's with in that one Simpsons episode?
May 21st, 2003 02:12 PM
Les Waste I know this thread is a month old, but I have decided to bring it back to life because I had a thought (the first one always hurts LOL)

Electioneering by Radiohead makes me want to beat someone's ass.

That's all.
Apr 29th, 2003 05:40 PM
The Retro Kat Damn, why didnt i think of Ride of the Valkarie? Wagner kicks ass.
Apr 26th, 2003 08:29 PM
FlakTrooper
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Ride of the Valkyrie's.
That makes visions of Apocalypse Now dance in my head.
Apr 26th, 2003 02:21 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Ride of the Valkyrie's.
Apr 26th, 2003 10:44 AM
kellychaos "Paranoid" Black Sabbath

"Liar" The Rollins Band

"The Trooper" Iron Maiden

"Seek & Destroy" Metallica

"You Got Another Thing Comin" Judas Priest
Apr 24th, 2003 07:36 PM
Ninjavenom I imagine Sodom's "Napalm in the Morning" would be just dandy.
Apr 24th, 2003 03:19 PM
Blackjack Damage Incorporated... GO!!!
Apr 24th, 2003 08:56 AM
FlakTrooper Some good ol fasion punk music
Apr 24th, 2003 02:09 AM
Esuohlim ANY CHRISTMAS CAROL

SERIOUSLY
Apr 24th, 2003 01:52 AM
jewishcarpenter aphex twin - come to daddy

that song makes me want to trash a Pier 1 Import store and it's got a nice video to go along with the song too.
Apr 23rd, 2003 08:42 PM
Rongi Thank you! That's exactly what I meant Rez .
Apr 23rd, 2003 07:47 PM
Rez
Re: ASSKICKING SONGS >:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rongi
By that, I mean what song, when it comes on, makes you want to beat the shit out of something. That could mean two things, either the song is really bad, or it really kicks ass.

Mine is "Punch Up At A Wedding".
thats the wierdest song to kick someone's ass to. unless it's in that violent "british movie" kind of way. but probably not.

violence isnt my thing tho.
Apr 23rd, 2003 07:45 PM
Jeanette X The theme to Xena Warrior Princess. Sung by the Bulgarian Women's Choir. It is the sort of wild chanting that makes me want to pick up a sword and ram it down somebody's throat.

Jenata iazdi samotna
Neinoto minalo srazi ia
Sreshtu voiskite ot tumen sviat
Vouva za dobro tia

Rogovi zvunove idavt
Napraite put na voina!
Tupani biat vuv ritum
Princhesata e pak tuka!

Translation:

A woman is riding alone
Her shameful past almost destroyed her
She is battling the army of the dark world
She is fighting in the name of good

Horns are sounding as she approaches
Way must be made for a fierce battle
Rhythmical drums are heard
The Princess is back ...

Apr 23rd, 2003 07:41 PM
Helm Proto, that was so LOL. That overkill



not some silly rapper.

Thrash/power from hell :E

Rock on sspad!

My choice is Hatesong by The Haunted.


Edit: I don't know how I misread radiohead for overkill. Call it a freudian slip. This post's silly, so I'll otherwise leave it as it is.
Apr 23rd, 2003 07:07 PM
Les Waste Wu-Tang Clan - Bring the Ruckus
Apr 23rd, 2003 06:27 PM
The Retro Kat Iron Maiden "The Trooper"


The Rabbit Chase song in Snatch. Hell, most of that soundtrack is badass.
Apr 23rd, 2003 03:07 PM
Mockery Megadeth "HOLY WARS"

Apr 23rd, 2003 02:10 PM
Spectre X Engel, Du Hast, Halleluja, Sehnsucht and Rammstein by Rammstein are the coolest songs ever written!
Apr 23rd, 2003 01:05 PM
Protoclown Radiohead, to the best of my knowledge, has never done anything REMOTELY akin to an asskicking song. They do have a lot of "sit around and mope" songs though, which are quite nice.
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