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Apr 12th, 2010 11:43 AM
peacegodess I've beaten the Bernaziod. it's not very difficult. you just go on and battle just like your battling a regular animal. Once you get the hang of it its actually pretty easy.
Aug 18th, 2008 03:17 PM
laserpotato So...it's Digimon, only made uncessarily difficult?
Apr 12th, 2008 03:08 PM
Mockery Haha nice, that had to be a fun one to work on. Any chance you have more of those nifty little animations for all the other animals from the game... or perhaps a preview of the ones from Series 2? I'd love to see 'em. You just can't go wrong with a bear that does a handstand.
Apr 11th, 2008 08:13 PM
uclafalcon The Bernazoid was meant to be uber-powerful, like the real Bernazoid who works at Jakks And yes, I worked directly on the project.
Apr 11th, 2008 08:08 PM
Mockery Whoah, finally we get to see the Bernazoid in action! Where'd you get those animations? Do you work for the company or something?

That jumping tail-whip animation looks like it would decimate my shark.
Apr 11th, 2008 08:04 PM
uclafalcon That's the actual drawing they used to base the Bernazoid on. Here are some animations of Bernie in action:

And since you like this one, here it is in GIF form:

Apr 10th, 2008 06:47 PM
Mockery Haha nice, did you draw that yourself based on the shadowy figure in the instruction booklet, or is that image from somewhere else? Either way, thanks for sharing it!
Apr 10th, 2008 05:50 PM

Behold! The Bernazoid!
Mar 23rd, 2008 06:13 PM
Coryjonc I'm calling Peta...
Mar 11th, 2008 08:33 PM
Tanuki Animal Cruelty...
Mar 3rd, 2008 05:23 PM
Xystus actually, i learned about sharks roaring in Great White...
Mar 3rd, 2008 09:42 AM
Aequil I googled Bernazoid to see if there where any pictures of this fabled beast, but to no avail, the only page i found was this one. Considering the fact that the Bio Bytes web site didn't exist, and there's no other entries anywhere about Bernazoid, i'd say you made this whole thing up! You're a phony!
Mar 3rd, 2008 03:19 AM
Mockery Damnations! I still haven't made it to the mystery creature yet...
Mar 3rd, 2008 01:33 AM
Fufuless The mystery zoid guy looks like the triceratops monster thing that was a character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters.
Mar 2nd, 2008 11:41 PM
Architeuthis I love how the gorilla IS Kong.
Mar 2nd, 2008 07:05 PM
fireball176 Actually, Discovery Channel or Animal Planet does have a series like this. Forget what it's called, but they have had battles like Hippo VS Shark, Lion VS Tiger, etc.
Mar 2nd, 2008 04:43 PM
homor i loved diablo!

but almost no ever mentions it.
Mar 2nd, 2008 03:34 PM
GRUMPYNZ Haha, those things look awesome! They need to build some sort of gambling function into it though.
Mar 2nd, 2008 11:02 AM
Originally Posted by Ashmodai
Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?
Indeed, THATS a stupid price for stupid toys. because, in the ad, theyre wriggling like heck knows what, but they more TWITCH in real life than "attack". And, who'd be that much of a sucker to pay 25 bucks on one of these, Tamagotchis sell for like 10 at target! And that site has been PWNED!
Mar 2nd, 2008 08:16 AM
Count Mek WOW! That company got owned by those cybersquatters XD
I hate them so much
Best of luck getting to that looks-awesome-but-most-likely-will-look-lame-and-impossiblly-hard/easy-to-best-last-boss RoG.
Mar 2nd, 2008 02:07 AM
beatpole Sounds like something rejected from the pokemon franchise, I'd go back to watching real cockfights any day.
Mar 1st, 2008 08:58 PM
Odium Oops!
Mar 1st, 2008 08:51 PM
Odium I miss BattleBeasts.


Mar 1st, 2008 05:40 PM
Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
They need a zombie Bio Byte (I know it isn't an animal I don't care) so we can relive ZOMBIE versus SHARK!
I think you're onto something there, Pentegarn, and I wholeheartedly support your campaign to add zombies to the Bio Bytes product line. Make it so!

Originally Posted by Nick View Post
I learned that sharks could roar while watching Jaws 4: The Revenge.
Yes indeed, didn't we all...

Originally Posted by Copper View Post
By the way, I see there *is* a crocodile and I see you were obviously fighting it. So, how many times has the thing been beat down? And also, you're right. Shark week rocks.
I lost count, but yeah, I've took out a lot of pent up sharky aggression on that croc. I've also taken out the killer whale and the octopus a few times just to leave no question about who is truly king of the sea!

Originally Posted by Ashmodai View Post
Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?
Only an idiot would pay that much, because you can get 'em for about $25 in stores and for about $10 on eBay right now.
Mar 1st, 2008 08:11 AM
Ashmodai Good god, I googled these things and found them selling for $60+. Who in their right mind would pay that much for one?
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