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| May 19th, 2005 05:39 PM | |
| Emu | Thanks for warning us of Timothy's douchebaggery, Mike. I now know never to room with him. |
| May 19th, 2005 05:36 PM | |
| kellychaos | Yay! Your camera timer worked correctly. |
| May 19th, 2005 05:34 PM | |
| Mike |
I no longer have to room with the biggest douchebag ever I present to you The Biggest Douchebag On The Planet:  ~ MUCH BIGGER THAN ALL PREVIOUS DOUCHEBAGS ~ The benefits of not having to room with said douchebag are: 1. All trash will now be placed IN the trash can and not NEXT to it. 2. No more angry white/black boy music. 3. No more stumbling into bowls full of week-old vomit in the dark. 4. No more getting kicked out the room because he has brought back the flock from Bessie's Milk Farm for a hump. 5. No more having to smell the reek of bovine aftersex. 6. No more having to resist the temptation to crack his pitiful stick-arms into tiny strips of kindling. 7. NO MORE TIMOTHY PRYOR. THANK. FUCKING. GOD. |
