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| Jun 9th, 2003 02:34 PM | ||
| executioneer |
LOL @ PROTOCLOWN  -willie |
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| Jun 9th, 2003 02:03 PM | ||
| Sethomas | Your foot is suffering for sins it comitted in a past life. | |
| Jun 9th, 2003 12:31 PM | ||
| Professor Cool |
did you ever fall backwards onto a bunch of 1 inch nails? That's livin' I'd say, amputate it, replace it with a wooden leg and play a pirate at one of the Dells Attractions. They should have one for pirates, if not make one and call it "Captain Bobo's Swasbucklers ans Seafood" |
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| Jun 9th, 2003 12:14 PM | ||
| Geggy |
Maybe right now would be a good time to make a kung fu movie. Kick someone in the chest heel first and blood will go a-splattering, fooling the crowd thinking the blood is coming out of opponent. whoo! I think I'll shut up now. |
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| Jun 9th, 2003 12:06 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
PLEASE HAMMER, DON'T HURT HIM 
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| Jun 9th, 2003 10:16 AM | ||
| Rongi |
You're right. Most of the time the hospital just fucks it up even more . That's how my mom's friend and my grandpa died. Fucking hospitals 
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| Jun 9th, 2003 03:51 AM | ||
| Epigone | Pour some alcohol on it, and be sure not to cry like a bitch. | |
| Jun 9th, 2003 02:50 AM | ||
| Mockery |
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| Jun 9th, 2003 02:39 AM | ||
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| Jun 9th, 2003 02:33 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno | Good thing you didn't sit on the hammer other wise you'd be bleeding from your ass | |
| Jun 9th, 2003 02:06 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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 Aaaw. Its nice to be appreciated.
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| Jun 9th, 2003 12:27 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
Hospitals are for sissies. If my foot turns blue and loses all feeling, I'll bite the god damn thing off myself and wear it as a necklace because I'm just that much of a BAD ASS At least it stopped bleeding. Maybe I will wash it with soap. But then again, maybe I'll win the lottery too. I didn't leave the hammer out. My little brother did. He was building some miniture golf thing for a geometry project and left all his tools on the floor. At least I didn't step on the drill or the box cutters. I wish Jeanette was my mom. My real mom told me "that's gross! Don't bleed on my carpet." I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding.
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| Jun 8th, 2003 10:46 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
You should send him to his room without dinner. And, at this point, I'm assuming Bobo has either made it to the hospital, or passed out.
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| Jun 8th, 2003 10:23 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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| Jun 8th, 2003 10:23 PM | ||
| Rongi |
LOL @ Whoreable That fucking sucks . But hey, if you die or something, can I have your liver ?Edit: No seriously, go to the fucking hospital. |
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| Jun 8th, 2003 10:15 PM | ||
| whoreable |
Thanks MOM 
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| Jun 8th, 2003 10:04 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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Why did you leave the goddamned hammer lying around in the first place?! If it won't stop bleeding, go to the hospital. Or call 911. |
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| Jun 8th, 2003 09:59 PM | ||
| Secret Agent Vomit |
Ouch! And I thought this was gonna be a thread about how you were pissed at M.C.Hammer! 
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| Jun 8th, 2003 09:32 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
I wiped it off like fifteen minutes after I did it with a wet tissue, but that hurt like shit. With my luck my foot will go gangrene.
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| Jun 8th, 2003 09:25 PM | ||
| Brandon |
I suggest filing a lawsuit against the company that made the hammer. Just for fun. |
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| Jun 8th, 2003 09:23 PM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason | Pffttttt Hospitals are for sissys. Use a staple gun to attach the purple skin back onto your foot, then walk it off. | |
| Jun 8th, 2003 09:17 PM | ||
| Jeanette X | You had better disinfect that sucker FAST! I suggest using a sterile bandage and elevating your heel as well. If it doesn't stop bleeding, go to the hospital. | |
| Jun 8th, 2003 08:49 PM | ||
| noob3 | just wrap it up in an old t-shirt. you'll be fine | |
| Jun 8th, 2003 08:39 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
DAMMIT HAMMER >: I just stepped on the claw part of a claw hammer. There's now a half-inch-deep hole on my heel that won't stop bleeding. I'm starting a pile of band aides that have been completely soaked with blood and won't stick to my foot anymore because they're too wet. With blood. Also, the flap of skin that used to cover the spot where my hole is has turned a very dark purple color. Almost black. I hope that's just blood.
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