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Feb 5th, 2004 04:20 PM
da blob
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Please think twice next time you're about to destroy a woman's lifetime's dream.
Feb 5th, 2004 03:52 PM
Cosmo Electrolux you'll never marry a nice jewish doctor now.....
Feb 5th, 2004 03:18 PM
da blob
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
I'm guessing that you're not a virgin.....so you're damaged goods.
Moreso than you'd think - however it has absolutely *nothing* to do with any foreign pieces of flesh entering my genital opening.
Feb 5th, 2004 01:29 AM
maggiekarp BJs count.


And let's face it, you can't really go around thinking yourself as an untainted flower once you blow someone. But you can still be a virgin in the vagina-sense.
Feb 5th, 2004 12:19 AM
Sam
Feb 5th, 2004 12:15 AM
Comrade Rocket
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
It's sex with someone you love.
WOODY ALLEN
Feb 4th, 2004 09:46 PM
Terra There. See?

I knew if I made some half assed stabs at pissing in the wind, somebody would jump in and correct me with intelligence, grace, and decorum. Good points you two!

Now we can resume with our regularly scheduled program of pud gobbling and back door plowing.

Tara
Feb 4th, 2004 06:37 PM
Hugh_Bristic
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It's alot like putting a frog in a boiling pot of water. If you toss a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put the frog into a pot of tepid water, it'll stay there. If you slowly turn up the heat the stupid thing will stay in the pot until it's cooked.


Miss Tara, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Feb 4th, 2004 11:51 AM
BlueOatmeal How many rabid feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Feb 4th, 2004 11:18 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm guessing that you're not a virgin.....so you're damaged goods.
Feb 4th, 2004 11:06 AM
da blob
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The keyword here is *technically* - I don't consider virginity to be anything like a technical thing. Of course you can, as in the blowing of the "ring" thing, but I-personnally-myself (see?) believe it's fooling oneself.
In some northern African countries young wives are required to show the blood stains on their sheets to their family the morning after, so, to remain "technical virgins" sodomy is a standard practise for girls before marriage. Would you call them virgins ? How sick is that ?

Virginity is in one's mind. Besides, considering one's body attribute as a "gift" and not something you own yourself is a proof of a submissive attitude toward men that makes me barf.
(you are allowed to call me a rabid feminist)
Feb 4th, 2004 10:21 AM
Terra Bull.

You can have sex and STILL be a virgin but when you have sexual intercourse, you can consider that cherry officially "hit."

It's all a matter of voltage. Some fucktards don't even know when they've been "hit."

It's alot like putting a frog in a boiling pot of water. If you toss a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put the frog into a pot of tepid water, it'll stay there. If you slowly turn up the heat the stupid thing will stay in the pot until it's cooked.

It's like sex. Two people can diddle each other and think they aren't having it and before they know it,* somebody* isn't the same way as when they started out.

It officially ends with the popping of the bud. But up until then, technically, they are still a "noob."
Feb 3rd, 2004 08:25 PM
da blob
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OperationScuzBucket
BJs and sex are not the same thing, silly!
What a load of BS.
Virginity isn't a physical attribute, it's in your mind. And getting married without any sort of beforehand training is a sure reciepe for disappointment. Or adultery. Or both.

Go suck dick and pretend it's not sex, next step you'll get your ass rammed and pretend you're still a virgin.
D'uh.
Feb 3rd, 2004 01:53 PM
Terra
Re: .

Quote:
Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
Like making love to a bowl of pudding
And "There's ALWAYS room for Jello."

T
Feb 3rd, 2004 12:00 PM
Command Prompt Blowjobs only lead to sex in PORN.
Feb 3rd, 2004 11:54 AM
rainbowbrite i was gonna say apple pie but that would have been stupid and fucked up..("hint hint"...that movie was a gay as they come)
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:44 PM
Snatchtastic
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Like making love to a bowl of pudding
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:33 PM
Royal Tenenbaum It's sex with someone you love.
Dec 23rd, 2003 10:41 AM
AChimp Masturbating isn't sex.
Dec 23rd, 2003 10:12 AM
Supafly345 I can do both at the same time you know, slugger.
Dec 23rd, 2003 09:40 AM
AChimp Posting takes up valuable sex time, champ.
Dec 23rd, 2003 01:59 AM
Supafly345
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
If you're so experienced, why are you posting on an Intarweb message board, huh?
Maybe if the two were related I would have an answer for that.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:36 AM
MisSFiT I can see what you are saying too.

But, when you are getting a couple of months worth of bj's aren't you going to wonder when the next step is going to come?

Most people see head as foreplay, leading to sex.
Including me and I'm a girl.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:34 AM
AChimp If you're so experienced, why are you posting on an Intarweb message board, huh?
Dec 22nd, 2003 11:02 PM
Supafly345
Quote:
Originally Posted by MisSFiT
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Blowjobs lead to sex. If you didn't want him to bug you about sex, you shouldn't have spread your lips for him, sister.
That is VERY true.

But also, if a girl was to give you a bj and you "got off" would you be satisfied anough to be content with that and not have sex?
No, that is not true. Men can be satisfied with being topped, without the overwhelming desire to go the rest of the way. The pattern of sex isn't a warm-up knob polishing before hopping into the sack, how active is the guy going to be then (except if they are under 25)?
Unless you are talking about the gradual progression to sex in a healthey relationship. And that is just stupid. You talk about it like sex is an inevitable thing, that has a life of its own and cannot be controlled. You can hop around head-bobs and hand-jobs forever if you wanted to, nothing is forcing you to progress further. It takes a concious decision to progress.

Besides, he doesn't know how good the sex is with that particular person, so they don't know what they're missing.
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