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Apr 26th, 2003 10:48 PM
CaptainBubba I KISSED A GIRL! AND I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL ONE TIME TOO THAT I LIKED MORE.

I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN KISSING THE GIRL I KISSED ONLY ONCE MORE INSTEAD OF KISSING THE OTHER GIRL WHO MADE MY LIP BLEED BY VICOUSLY TEARING MY FACE WHEN SHE KISSED ME.

IM NOT GAY. I'M A COOL GUY. I'M NOT A LOSER. I KISS GIRLS. I KISS. KISS. THESE EVENTS REALLY OCCURED. I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I'M GENUINELY CONCERNED THAT YOU MIGHT THINK LESS OF ME HAD YOU NOT BEEN INFORMED OF THEM, AND I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT YOUR JUDGEMENT ON BOTH MY SEUXALITY AND OVERALL LIFE EXPERIENCE.


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Apr 26th, 2003 11:05 AM
kellychaos First Kiss: Dry cheek drive-by of Katlin in kindergarten ... or so I was told by my mother.

En Francais: At a friend's birthday party . His mom and dad played in a band and they played under their carport for his birthday and we 10-year-olds were sitting on a slab of cement (foundation for a future shed) and playing "spin the bottle". When Sheri's turn came up, she grabbed the back of my neck, and kissed me ... hard. I guess after that I was supposed to like her whether I liked it or not 'caused she followed me where ever I went the entire day after that. :/
Apr 26th, 2003 10:44 AM
NIGhtMAre In Grade 5. Our class went to a camp at the end of the school year and we had truth or dare with the grade 6,7,8's and i had to kiss a girl, acuttly 3 girls.
Apr 22nd, 2003 09:42 PM
ziggytrix I'm asleep but she's talking to me
She's walking 'round wearing all of my clothes
As she runs out of things to say
And grabs my coat to walk away
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

Other people were too sentimental
And always worrying about their hair
Got tired of wasting all my time
Now I'm not worrying at all

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

You could tell me, "We belong together."
And I could tell you, "You belong with me."
But we've run out of things to say
And we'll be happy anyway, so...

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"

"How 'bout another first kiss?"
She said
"How 'bout another first kiss?"
I said
"I want another first kiss like this.
How 'bout another first kiss?"
Apr 22nd, 2003 11:50 AM
Rongi And what style do you have, feelevil? The style to be completely bland and uninteresting and have poor grammer? Get out of my thread, ****** .
Apr 22nd, 2003 09:27 AM
glowbelly omg eric's black!!
Apr 22nd, 2003 02:07 AM
feelevil dear rongi,

im sorry but there is no potential in u at all. u r unfunny n cramping my style thas why i left 4 awhile. plz leave before i return.

LOVE CHOJIN
Apr 21st, 2003 08:39 PM
Rongi No ******s are allowed in my thread
Apr 21st, 2003 11:13 AM
glowbelly word, doggy daddy. true dat.
Apr 21st, 2003 10:20 AM
feelevil u dun talk to a lady like that u dirty fuck

ur bitch must have some real self-esteem issues to be with a sack of shit such as urself. either dat or she fat as fuck or ugly as sin
Apr 21st, 2003 08:00 AM
glowbelly NO!! APPARENTLY IT'S FOR WHORES!!!
Apr 19th, 2003 12:51 AM
Protoclown ONE THING'S FOR SURE, KISSIN' IS FER FAGETS N' SUCH, RIGHT?
Apr 18th, 2003 11:55 PM
GADZOOKS You're a whore
Apr 18th, 2003 09:10 PM
liquidstatik I got kissed in like 3rd grade. Tounge. She was in 5th though... we were playing house
Apr 18th, 2003 07:57 PM
Royal Tenenbaum "you're confusing me with your current girlfriend, sugah. the only close to sexual favor you could buy from me would be oral castration...and i'd only do that for all the money in the world."

No, I'm not confusing you with anyone. You are a whore.
Apr 18th, 2003 05:59 PM
CaptainBubba Do Germans count?
Apr 18th, 2003 04:48 PM
Jixby Phillips ROYAL TENENBAUM IS DEFINATELY *NOT* A VIRGIN :smokin :hat
Apr 18th, 2003 04:30 PM
glowbelly
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
You're a whore.
you're confusing me with your current girlfriend, sugah. the only close to sexual favor you could buy from me would be oral castration...and i'd only do that for all the money in the world.
Apr 18th, 2003 04:09 PM
Royal Tenenbaum All bases have been fully explored.
Apr 18th, 2003 03:27 PM
FS Let's just say second base has been fully explored.
Apr 18th, 2003 03:15 PM
BlueOatmeal ooo yea it works alright. RIght into the ass of a 10 year old German boy!!!!


Ive seen the pictures.................EROTIC!!!!!
Apr 18th, 2003 02:28 PM
Royal Tenenbaum No, it works.
Apr 18th, 2003 01:58 PM
Black Midnight and you're a boy with a pee pee that doesn't work
Apr 18th, 2003 01:43 PM
Royal Tenenbaum You're a boy with a rusty pee pee.
Apr 18th, 2003 12:12 PM
Protoclown You're a boy with a small pee pee.
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