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Jun 3rd, 2009 01:19 AM
bigtimecow i like how "you" called "him" an imposter when "he" claimed not to be "you" from the start

these illustrations are nice i guess, some skill involved to make them all look tied together and cohesive
Jun 2nd, 2009 06:39 PM
Fathom Zero
Jun 2nd, 2009 06:33 PM
Tadao :O I do believe you are right!
Jun 2nd, 2009 06:02 PM
MattJack the mummy is a tranny I thought
Jun 2nd, 2009 01:28 AM
Tadao Actually I think the mummy has girl pillows. So this is or af tentacle rape thing.
Jun 2nd, 2009 01:07 AM
MattJack BASICALLY TO BREAK IT DOWN I WAS JUST DOIN SOME PLAY ON WORDS/PUN SHIT
Jun 2nd, 2009 01:06 AM
MattJack WELL WHAT I MEAN IS THAT MUMMY IS GETTING LAID BY THAT OCTOPUS
Jun 2nd, 2009 01:06 AM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by scythemantis View Post
I'm an only child. I have a mother, but she's extremely unattractive.

How about this half-minute flash doodle I made the other day of a mummy fucking an octopus?


GETTIN SUM OF THAT OCTOPUSSY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
May 27th, 2009 03:35 PM
The Leader Your journals never show up in my message center. :<
May 27th, 2009 02:30 AM
scythemantis So it would seem...still, fairly weird suggestion.

I just announced the new art gallery thing on my DA account:
http://scythemantis.deviantart.com/

Instead of a monster I'm asking people to illustrate the "zombie snail" parasite, Leucochloridium paradoxum!
May 23rd, 2009 10:11 PM
The Leader Mad Magazine is still going, ain't it? I just thought that they laid a bunch of people off and switched to a bi-monthly mag.
May 23rd, 2009 10:07 PM
scythemantis Found another one of his, possibly the most out-of-left-field message I've ever been sent:

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I've been thinking about this for a while, and I was wondering, why don't you try out for a position at Mad Magazine and join The Usual Gang of Idiots? Your artstyle would fit in well, you're a good writer (Which is much more than I can say for some of the newer ones that they've hired), you have a great; twisted sense of humor that would fit in perfectly with the Mad ethos
I do believe it was only weeks after this oddly specific, random suggestion that Mad Magazine closed its doors.
May 23rd, 2009 10:00 PM
Magreaux That ought to be on all the cover letters he sends to future publishers.
May 23rd, 2009 09:59 PM
scythemantis Tactful little scamp, isn't he?
May 23rd, 2009 09:55 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by scythemantis View Post
And I know you have plenty of time, unlike other people I've asked, because you're unemployed.

Hahahahahaahahaha Awesome.
May 23rd, 2009 09:44 PM
The Leader Lovecraft!!! I've wanted to paint something with tentacles.
May 23rd, 2009 09:43 PM
scythemantis As a matter of fact, I was going to initiate one tomorrow. I'm torn between another mythological creature, something from Lovecraft, or ask people to creatively interpret a real-world parasite.
May 23rd, 2009 09:37 PM
The Leader You planning on any more of them drawing contests on deviant art?
May 23rd, 2009 09:32 PM
scythemantis It's not going to become much more interesting since I probably deleted everything else he's ever sent me.

One time he spent a few weeks simultaneously pestering me and the creator of headinjurytheater.com, (Jared) trying to get us to collaborate on something. He had the brilliant idea that I should write a weekly webcomic and Jared should illustrate it. Really, just like that. He thought he could tell two unrelated webmasters to initiate a huge long-term project together. Jared and I don't even talk, he's awesome but we've exchanged maybe three or four e-mails, ever.
May 23rd, 2009 09:27 PM
The Leader This thread has just become slightly more interesting.
May 23rd, 2009 09:20 PM
scythemantis You seem to have mistakenly put a "don't" and a second "any" in that post!

Have one of 90schild's e-mails to me:

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First off, I have a favor I'd like to request of you. You area person whom I respect as a writer and an artist, so I was wondering if you could take a look at my (currently very much unfinished, without the villaisn even beign introduced) story I was writing. I am a young writer (about age 17), and I want to take up writing as a career, so I ned all the help I can get. Although most people who've commented on it liked it, the majority of the people on the I-Mockery fiorums were... very hateful of it, including one guy who said "YOUR WRITING IS MEDIOCRE, YOUR CHARACTERS ARE UNISPIRED, YOU REUSE WORDS, PEPOLE WANT CHARACTERS DESCRIBED IN THE TEXT, NOT IN A SEPRATE PROFILE, AND YOUR PLOT IS BORING TRIPE THAT HAS BEEN USED A THOUSAND TIMES." So, with that in mind, I need to know how to improve it. So that's why I'm coming to you to ask for your opinion on it. And I know you have plenty of time, unlike other people I've asked, because you're unemployed.

And also, I had an idea for a little trade. You know those Lycanthropes (Althoguh they should be called therianthropes because Lycanthrope only refers to the wolf-based ones) youtsaid you would never draw, buty I had an idea. Why not do a poster for different lycanthropes in exchange for me writing a Mortasheen story for you? BEcause there are some things I was wondering about your conceptions of were-creatures.
May 23rd, 2009 09:09 PM
Tadao I'll believe anything just don't draw anymore.
May 23rd, 2009 09:05 PM
scythemantis I'm an only child. I have a mother, but she's extremely unattractive.

How about this half-minute flash doodle I made the other day of a mummy fucking an octopus?

May 23rd, 2009 09:05 PM
Misdemonar
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Originally Posted by 90's Child View Post
Thomas Franklin Johnson

HA HA HA HAH A HAHA



HA
May 23rd, 2009 09:02 PM
Tadao A picture of your sister will do it for me, I can't speak for the others though.
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