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May 17th, 2004 09:13 PM
executioneer lol
May 17th, 2004 09:02 PM
GADZOOKS You drop like a sack of potatoes when a man steals your GBC games.
May 17th, 2004 08:57 PM
executioneer how exactly does one avoid a dream :/
May 17th, 2004 04:44 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Man, the reason i avoid sex dreams is so i don't "mess myself"
May 10th, 2004 04:45 PM
Karnage Wasn't any worse then doing it with my ex-girlfriend. And yes, I too have heard of...THE PROPHECY.
May 9th, 2004 10:48 PM
Emu Because only a meat grinder can provide true love.
May 9th, 2004 10:26 PM
maggiekarp Baaaaaaah.


A meat grinder sounds painful :/ Why didn't you wake up right away?
May 9th, 2004 09:33 PM
Anonymouse I have decided to post in this thread....in accordance with the prophecy.
May 9th, 2004 07:34 PM
The One and Only... Yes. The Prophecy foretold us.

The Prophecy.
May 9th, 2004 05:29 PM
Anonymous You may not believe this, but we've been waiting well over a month for that post.
May 9th, 2004 05:26 PM
Karnage I've been having them for a while. Pretty nice, as even prety OK girls are good in these dreams. However, I woke up and din't fall asleep all night after I dreamed I was doing it with a sausage grinder. When I woke up, it really hurt... then I realized I had slept on it, and I had an erection. Hurt for days.
Mar 26th, 2004 11:40 PM
The Retro Kat LIEK, OMG CLOWNED!
Mar 26th, 2004 01:53 PM
Matt Harty Go ahead and ask who Rainbrow is too. Make it more blatant that your an idiot.
Mar 26th, 2004 11:39 AM
rainbowbrite Who's Terry? :/
Mar 26th, 2004 10:15 AM
Matt Harty LOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE RAINBROW N TERRY SUCK EACH OTHERS PEE PEE'S. ^_^
Mar 25th, 2004 10:55 PM
The Retro Kat LIEK, OMG R U GAY?
Mar 25th, 2004 08:08 PM
rainbowbrite
Mar 25th, 2004 10:33 AM
Terra Like yours?

No thanks.
Mar 25th, 2004 10:30 AM
Matt Harty I reccomend getting a life.
Mar 25th, 2004 07:32 AM
Terra I had a dream the other night where OAO was chasing me around the table yelling "I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK!!"

I had to wake myself up.
Mar 25th, 2004 04:06 AM
executioneer RED WINGS GIVE YOU BULL

-willie
Mar 25th, 2004 02:27 AM
Comrade Rocket Consider yourself lucky man, Some of mine will make me wake up and not want to go back to bed.

I once had a dream where whilst i was fucking the girl started to melt away. first her face and then the rest of her body. Finally her skin and muscles had melted away and her intestines jumped out and wrapped around me like a snake...

Im afraid to talk to that girl now

PS: and yes I did say Whilst
Mar 25th, 2004 12:35 AM
rainbowbrite I never remember most of my dreams. But I remember a lot of them were good and worth remembering.
Mar 24th, 2004 08:23 PM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.
Yeah I do that alot. You feel like talking to the person more often, like they suddenly feel something different about you. It sucks having to seperate reality from dreams. Sometimes I get sad and try to fall back asleep and go into dreamland.
Mar 24th, 2004 04:53 PM
Slinky Ferret
Quote:
Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean
I don't have a wife to nuzzle

So no
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