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Jun 4th, 2003 02:30 PM
sadie i like a lot of whitman's works, but this poem isn't one of them. yours is indeed much better, renee.
Jun 4th, 2003 02:36 AM
Les Waste What a lovely poem.

I'm one of the only people I know who doens't like Whitman. I think your poem is better than the original.
Jun 3rd, 2003 10:54 PM
Schimid That's right! I didn't come on a message board to READ.
Jun 3rd, 2003 10:16 PM
NIGhtMAre thats to long i dont wanna read it!
Jun 3rd, 2003 10:10 PM
executioneer UH OH

GOOD THING I MOVED ;(

J/K

-willie
Jun 3rd, 2003 09:03 PM
Hobo Renee LOL I already took a picture of that sign. But thanks for thinking of me. Willie, you better watch out, because the chance of me moving to Olympia in a little of a year are very good. And I know where Lacey is. TUMWATER!
Jun 3rd, 2003 02:56 AM
executioneer lol i could take pictures of that sign EVERY DAY

-willie
Jun 3rd, 2003 02:47 AM
Rev. Danno Walt Whitman kicks ass, I love his talk show!
That thing he did the other night...Crap, am I confusing Walt Whitman with Conan O'Brian again?

Hobo, I thought of you as I rode through northern Califonia a few months back, & a few weeks ago while driving to Seattle, & I saw a big sign that said 'Sleater Kinney Rd. Exit 2 Miles', I would ahve taken a picture of it but my Dig. Cam was dead at the time.
Jun 2nd, 2003 10:03 PM
Hobo Renee my thread is dying
May 31st, 2003 04:57 PM
Hobo Renee Burbank saying that the poem made his day, made my day too. Awww...
May 31st, 2003 10:19 AM
kellychaos Whitman
May 30th, 2003 06:01 PM
The Retro Kat Fuckin Walt Whitman, dude.
May 30th, 2003 03:53 PM
Esuohlim Like it had anything to do with you.
May 30th, 2003 03:51 PM
Cap'n Crunch Thanks for the love.
May 30th, 2003 09:22 AM
mburbank That totally made my day.
May 30th, 2003 12:24 AM
Hobo Renee
Captain Crunch Poem

A while back I was talking about some poem that I had to write, and the idea of turning Witman's "O Captain, my Captain" into a poem about Captain Crunch was suggested. Well, many months later, here it is. "Copyright" Hobo Renee

O CAPTAIN! my Captain Crunch! our fearful trip is done;
The stomach has weather’d hungry time, the prize we sought is won;
The box is near, the crunch I hear, the children all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady spoon, the vessel grim and daring:
O cereal! cereal! cereal! 5
O the food coloring of red,
Where in the bowl my Cereal lies,
Fallen tasty crunch.

2

O Captain! my Captain Crunch! rise up and hear the hunger;
Rise up—for you the carton is emptied—for you the milk is poured; 10
For you commercials and in-store displays—for you the cash is paid;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain Crunch! dear father!
This bowl is held out to you;
Many dream for, 15
Your fallen tasty crunch.

3

My Captain does not answer, his lips are cartoon and false;
My father does not hear my cry, he has corporate interests in mind;
The cereal is horded’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful shelf, the victor customer, comes in with object won; 20
Exult, O register, and ring, O bells!
And I, with expectant palate,
Open the box where my Captain lies,
Fallen tasty crunch.

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