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Feb 23rd, 2003 01:34 AM
I am Mexican Jewish Heh, I would like to hear this one: "I LIVE IN THE BATCAVE DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Feb 23rd, 2003 12:29 AM
GnrySgtHartman "Chris Farley would've been a good batman."
Feb 23rd, 2003 12:21 AM
Les Waste If there was ever a Batman movie starring the cast of this message board, I think Captain Robo would be a good Robin.

Half of you fuckers would have no lines, wear shirts that say "HENCHMAN" and would carry boxes back and forth for the Penguin
Feb 22nd, 2003 10:55 PM
Captain Robo HOLY NEVER MIND
Feb 22nd, 2003 10:04 PM
I am Mexican Jewish
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
I am the riddle king.
You, sir, you're the true riddle king! I shall
Feb 22nd, 2003 08:23 PM
James Penguins... Riddles...

CAN WE STOP MENTIONING BATMAN VILLAIN STUFF ALREADY?
Feb 22nd, 2003 08:22 PM
pjalne Exactly
Feb 22nd, 2003 07:14 PM
Captain Robo Penguins can't run, they would flop on their bellies and wriggle themselves away.
Feb 22nd, 2003 07:09 PM
James I am the riddle king.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:42 PM
pjalne
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesman
One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
What if the birds are deaf? Or kiwis? Or penguins?

I just pictured four penguins run like fucking hell. You should too.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:36 PM
I am Mexican Jewish
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.
Not bad, Jamesman. It's 11 as in "the alphabet"
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:21 PM
James 7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:19 PM
Rez eight.

i want my mommy
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:16 PM
I am Mexican Jewish
  • [list:7604d79c94][list:7604d79c94]How many letters are in the alphabet?
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Feb 22nd, 2003 05:08 PM
Rez GnrySgtHartman
Feb 22nd, 2003 04:32 PM
Les Waste

WHAT'S PURPLE AND GREEN AND COMMITS LOTS OF CRIME?
WHOSE SUPER POWER IS WASTING YOUR TIME?


Feb 22nd, 2003 04:12 PM
I am Mexican Jewish
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesman
One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
That's correct! :D

I will post new riddle later.
Feb 22nd, 2003 03:52 PM
Rez none, becuse you'll miss and the birds will fly away...


then you'll track them down and try to shoot them, but you miss each time because your aim sucks still, and you run out of bullets.

at this point the birds convene and decide to kill you, so they go off to contact winnie the pooh, who agrees to brutally rape and kill you.

you better watch your ass.
Feb 22nd, 2003 03:31 PM
James One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
Feb 22nd, 2003 03:26 PM
I am Mexican Jewish
Riddles

  • [list:90743a979b][list:90743a979b]If there are 5 Birds on the Wall
    How many can you shoot with 5 bullets and a guns?
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