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Feb 24th, 2003 08:06 AM
slavemason I don't see the big deal with painting veins on dildos. As long as you had a nice chair and some air condition, I'd do it. It would beat the hell out of working the sewers. No soiled pads and spent rubbers in the dildo shop, except maybe for the office parties at X-mas.
Feb 24th, 2003 04:29 AM
Slinky Ferret
kellychaos

I find you annoying because it takes a few seconds more to read your posts and they are full of long words and good grammer.

You are a newbie until you have been here as long as Mr Fart.

This has given me a lovely headache.

And you're not funny.
Feb 23rd, 2003 02:42 AM
Les Waste
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
I saw that HBO special.

My favorite part was when the assembly line of old women painted on the dildo veins.
hahahaha, I saw that too.

I still make jokes about the worse job in the world is painting veins on dildos.

"Stop complaining about how much your life sucks. At least you're not painting veins on dildos."

Feb 23rd, 2003 01:56 AM
sadie This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness.
pardon me while i .
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:36 PM
Anonymous What made you decide to come back, Daisyhead?
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:30 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Chojin
GET IT???

'Cause he's gay???!
For the protection of our patrons we send our product out in totally anonymous brown paper wrapping with just the forwarding address. Relax Les. Nobody's the wiser
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:15 PM
Anonymous GET IT???

'Cause he's gay???!
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:12 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
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Plastic Injection Mold Technician
That sounds like the official job title of the guy who makes the plaster molds for dildos.

"
Oh, that reminds me. We just sent yours out. You wanted the "Long Dong Silver Model #367-A", right?
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:07 PM
noob3 Except it has to the word "injection".
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:06 PM
CaptainBubba I saw that HBO special.

My favorite part was when the assembly line of old women painted on the dildo veins.
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:04 PM
Les Waste
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Plastic Injection Mold Technician
That sounds like the official job title of the guy who makes the plaster molds for dildos.

"Try and keep your erection Steve, I'm almost done."
Feb 22nd, 2003 11:58 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Mockery
"Occupation: Plastic Mold Injection Tech"

What kind of plastic molds exactly?
Self Edit: Plastic Injection Mold Technician. Good call! The molds aren't plastic. Anyway, here's the closest I can come to our tools. Exciting stuff, huh?!

Feb 21st, 2003 05:47 PM
GnrySgtHartman Oh shit, You violated number 6, Jamesman is gonna march in here and cry.
Feb 21st, 2003 05:46 PM
mburbank You know.
Feb 21st, 2003 04:50 PM
Mockery "Occupation: Plastic Mold Injection Tech"

What kind of plastic molds exactly?
Feb 21st, 2003 04:01 PM
noob3 i am a very sincire fellow u modest mouse :-*
Feb 21st, 2003 03:58 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Noob3
you're my new favorite member please never leave here
Ah yes ... Come for the intellectualism, stay for the sarcasm. Now THIS is why I registered here. I love you all.
Feb 21st, 2003 03:55 PM
noob3 you're my new favorite member please never leave here
Feb 21st, 2003 03:53 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abe Slank
I THINK there's already a place for introductions. "Hey kids...let's all get to know each other".
Yeah, but my ego does not allow me to be pigeon-holed amongst the newbies. I simply must have my own thread to announce my entrance. I'm funny that way.
Feb 21st, 2003 03:44 PM
Anonymous Number 6.
Feb 21st, 2003 03:42 PM
Abe Slank I THINK there's already a place for introductions. "Hey kids...let's all get to know each other".
Feb 21st, 2003 03:38 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by FS
Have you met Shut Up (no really, that IS a screenname on this board)? I think you two would have the most intellectually stimulating conversations, psychogenetically speaking.
Jeesh! Just in the short time of registering, I'm asked to meet (I'm assuming) one of the most hated members of the forum. I'm assuming that you're drawing a comparison already. Fear not! This thread is posted in the spirit of pure fecitiousness. My intent isn't to offend anyone but merely to introduce myself to the board. That being said. It's me! Here I am! Whaddaya think?!
Feb 21st, 2003 03:15 PM
FS Have you met Shut Up (no really, that IS a screenname on this board)? I think you two would have the most intellectually stimulating conversations, psychogenetically speaking.
Feb 21st, 2003 02:27 PM
kellychaos
Big Fish In A Little Pond

After baby-stepping my way through my first forum to reign supreme in the art of srarcasm and smartassity I have come to better myself in this seeming lake of spiteful and, dare I say, humorous patrons of this board. The challenge seems daunting but I believe am up to it. Damn, I hate starting over but I'll throw down the gauntlet anyway. Who amongst you dares to assume the challenge of the big fish. I only ask that you remove the hook once I'm caught so that I may live to fight another day.

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