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Dec 28th, 2005 02:04 PM
Supafly345 This thread makes me offended... and delighted!
Dec 28th, 2005 09:21 AM
Womti they call it 'new years' because its the only holiday where drinking and parading around in obnoxiously shiny outfits becomes acceptible..... aside from mardi gras and just about every day in provincetown, that is.
Dec 27th, 2005 04:43 PM
kahljorn So come on guys what's with people calling new years new years I mean it's not like it's really new or anything it's basically the same as the old one it's like calling your car new because you parked it in the driveway overnight. I'm sick of this shit, you're all controlled by calendars and time.
Dec 24th, 2005 06:12 PM
Zebra 3
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Thanks for the Escape from the Planet of the Apes flashback and Merry Christmas!
Dec 23rd, 2005 11:52 AM
Cosmo Electrolux no, I'm not.
Dec 23rd, 2005 11:30 AM
Marc Summers I'm guessing you're trying to bait Jonathan Clement over here...

"THOSE BASTARDS AT LANDOVER BAPTIST ARE FAKES"
Dec 23rd, 2005 11:27 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I found it in the gift shop at Landover Baptist Church...they have some amazing stuff there.
Dec 23rd, 2005 11:16 AM
KevinTheOmnivore That card is amazing.
Dec 23rd, 2005 10:37 AM
Cosmo Electrolux


that Jesus is glowing too!!!!
Dec 23rd, 2005 09:58 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Folks, Jesus is glowing in my picture....GLOWING! Doesn't that count for anything!???
Dec 23rd, 2005 09:51 AM
sadie wait. achimp is jesus?!
Dec 23rd, 2005 09:30 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 23rd, 2005 09:21 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 23rd, 2005 08:11 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Yes, well, nobody ever said christians are all linguists, just that they find it easy to get defensive about their religion for some reason-- and for some reason everyone else finds it easy to be offended by christians. Thank God for america's indoctrination of free-thought.
they certainly get defensive in my part of the country....they lash out at "idolators" and "false prophets", but if question them, you're a God hater or a christian basher....they claim to be the victims of harassment and yet they are the very ones doing the harassing. I love this place....
Dec 22nd, 2005 06:14 PM
kahljorn Yes, well, nobody ever said christians are all linguists, just that they find it easy to get defensive about their religion for some reason-- and for some reason everyone else finds it easy to be offended by christians. Thank God for america's indoctrination of free-thought.
Dec 22nd, 2005 05:02 PM
ziggytrix and to think, it's actually a reference to the Greek letter chi, the first letter of the word "Christ" in that language.
Dec 22nd, 2005 04:50 PM
kahljorn I remember when I was a kid if I said "Xmas" or spelled it "Xmas" my parents would get angry because apparantly it was a blasphemy against God and the Holy english language.
Dec 22nd, 2005 03:27 PM
Cosmo Electrolux You're also a douchbag, so "Merry Massengill".....
Dec 22nd, 2005 03:19 PM
Womti I'm atheist so merry xmas
Dec 22nd, 2005 03:05 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest.
? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks


and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley )
I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored. Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway. He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something.....
ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forum
by the way, Welcome...your beatdown will commence shortly.
Dec 22nd, 2005 10:30 AM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by LadyMage
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest.
? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks


and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley )
I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored. Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway. He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something.....
ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forum
i can tell
Dec 22nd, 2005 10:13 AM
LadyMage
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by LadyMage
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest.
? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks


and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley )
I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored. Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway. He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something.....
ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forum
Dec 22nd, 2005 08:49 AM
KevinTheOmnivore Thread backups!
Dec 22nd, 2005 07:35 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by LadyMage
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest.
? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks


and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley )
I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored. Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway. He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle tickle dance or something.....
Dec 21st, 2005 10:51 PM
Abcdxxxx Will one of you good Christians pour me some fucking egg nog already. I prefer the Southern Comfort rebranded kind, thanks.

Did I mention the Harry & David gift basket I got this year?
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