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May 26th, 2007 05:02 PM | ||
Wiffle Bat | Take care, and preserve yourself. You are a reservoir of wisdom. | |
May 24th, 2007 01:42 AM | ||
Jixby Phillips |
Happy Birthday Max you are a good guy and thats no laughing matter! Heres your card! HERES A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH OF "NO LAUGHING MATTER"! Woah baby, thats a LOT of presents! Congratulations! |
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May 24th, 2007 12:03 AM | ||
MattJack | that's not true terra | |
May 23rd, 2007 10:57 PM | ||
Terra | happy birthday max! the older you get, the more sex you get to have! | |
May 23rd, 2007 09:40 AM | ||
Girl Drink Drunk |
Quote:
Happy birthday. |
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May 23rd, 2007 05:16 AM | ||
glowbelly |
sorry, i'm late. (at least your wife's not the one saying that) happy birthday. |
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May 22nd, 2007 11:07 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
Sweet!! Nothing says class like a pimped out colostomy bag! now, if one of the cheap fuckers on this board would only spring for that designer catheter and piss bag, you'd be set, my friend. |
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May 22nd, 2007 10:04 AM | ||
mburbank | no but i totally pimped out my colostomy bag | |
May 22nd, 2007 09:43 AM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux | you didn't get the spinner rims for your wheel chair? | |
May 22nd, 2007 09:14 AM | ||
mburbank | I got a red velvet Chairman Mao piggy bank | |
May 22nd, 2007 07:09 AM | ||
Chojin | Happy Birthday, max! | |
May 22nd, 2007 01:36 AM | ||
zeldasbiggestfan | Happy birthday Mr. Burbank. | |
May 21st, 2007 03:45 PM | ||
FartinMowler | I love when characters loose track of there age... | |
May 21st, 2007 02:23 PM | ||
J. Tithonus Pednaud | 45? Damn...my deepest condolences... | |
May 21st, 2007 02:18 PM | ||
Cosmo Electrolux |
you'd damned well better stay healthy, Burbank...if you kick the bucket, I'll be the oldest bastard here! EDIT: oh, yeah...Happy Birthday, Max! |
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May 21st, 2007 12:43 PM | ||
MattJack | Do you get sick of all the applesauce and cups of pills?? | |
May 21st, 2007 12:39 PM | ||
Mockery |
Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"? Happy birthday Max, and you had better live to see 90 because the contract you signed with I-Mockery guarantees that you'll be writing for the site for at least 60 years. |
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May 21st, 2007 12:07 PM | ||
Seven Force | YOU DONT HAVE LONG | |
May 21st, 2007 12:01 PM | ||
GingerGrrl22 | Happy Birthday! Try not to fall into a diabetic coma from eating too much cake! | |
May 21st, 2007 10:54 AM | ||
MisSFiT | Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations! | |
May 21st, 2007 10:53 AM | ||
MisSFiT | Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations! | |
May 21st, 2007 10:28 AM | ||
executioneer | i used to tell people i was going thru a midlife crisis when i was in my early teens | |
May 21st, 2007 10:23 AM | ||
Protoclown | Happy birthday, Max! | |
May 21st, 2007 09:52 AM | ||
mburbank |
I'm 45 now I'd say I was middle aged, but I hardly think I'll live to see 90. |