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Dec 20th, 2009 08:38 PM
Babs That's a lot of brass fittings right there.
Dec 20th, 2009 01:57 AM
Pentegarn Ouch!
Dec 20th, 2009 01:44 AM
Tadao especially if you have pubes
Dec 20th, 2009 01:31 AM
Pentegarn Man, imagine how uncomfortable that would be used as a cock ring
Dec 20th, 2009 01:16 AM
Tadao So yeah, a cock ring for a love machine.
Dec 20th, 2009 01:11 AM
Pentegarn No it is bearings, for machines
Dec 19th, 2009 10:41 PM
Colonel Flagg
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This FAG brand [tm] bearings

Not that I would know, but is that a cock ring?
Dec 19th, 2009 06:02 AM
Supafly345 There are several good specials of richard dawkins going to these creation tours and museums, and whenever he talks to them they accuse him of being arrogant and tell him to be humble. I can't think of anyone more humble than a scientist, they admit to being wrong more than any other human being on the planet, thats how we know the stuff they say is absolutely right is in fact absolutely right. Which they say a lot less often than people think.
Dec 19th, 2009 04:35 AM
Evil Robot EVIL ROBOT RULES
Dec 19th, 2009 03:10 AM
Tadao That bearing is so sweet looking that I'm questioning my sexuality
Dec 19th, 2009 02:15 AM
Pentegarn Here are some other fags


This bundle of burning sticks



These cigarettes



This FAG brand [tm] bearings

Dec 19th, 2009 01:46 AM
Tadao fag
Dec 19th, 2009 01:38 AM
AnouskaMaeve hai friends,

The state-of-the-art 70,000 square foot museum brings the pages of the Bible to life, casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings. Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden. Children play and dinosaurs roam near Eden’s Rivers. The serpent coils cunningly in the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Majestic murals, great masterpieces brimming with pulsating colors and details, provide a backdrop for many of the settings.
Aug 12th, 2009 04:06 PM
Dimnos Atheists just want to help out. There not bad guys.
Aug 12th, 2009 04:03 PM
Colonel Flagg Now isn't that special!
Aug 12th, 2009 03:16 PM
Dimnos http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
Aug 11th, 2009 11:43 AM
Kitsa There were tons more places that would make more sense. How about, oh, the Newport Aquarium?
Aug 11th, 2009 08:59 AM
Fathom Zero It's strange to me that they would even consider such a thing. I mean, Cincinnati even has superheroes.
Aug 11th, 2009 08:47 AM
Kitsa apparently the Cincinnati Zoo tried to partner with them for a promotion and the public outcry was so great they dropped it after 2 days.
Aug 10th, 2009 10:02 PM
Colonel Flagg Aaaaah, I guess I can let them have their fun. They can waste their money building that shit, as long as my tax dollars don't support it.
Aug 10th, 2009 09:54 PM
captain516 lol creationists
Aug 10th, 2009 08:37 PM
Colonel Flagg Oh, well, that settles it then.
Aug 10th, 2009 07:41 PM
Kitsa Well, there is that part in the Old Testament where Joseph's brothers dipped his coat in gryposaurus blood in order to fool Jacob.

EDIT:

http://www.answersingenesis.org/arti...-and-the-bible

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The story we have all heard from movies, television, newspapers, and most magazines and textbooks is that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. According to evolutionists, the dinosaurs “ruled the Earth” for 140 million years, dying out about 65 million years ago. However, scientists do not dig up anything labeled with those ages. They only uncover dead dinosaurs (i.e., their bones), and their bones do not have labels attached telling how old they are. The idea of millions of years of evolution is just the evolutionists’ story about the past. No scientist was there to see the dinosaurs live through this supposed dinosaur age. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist observed dinosaurs die. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view."
Aug 10th, 2009 07:33 PM
Colonel Flagg Who could forget those early American pioneers, throwing all worldly goods in a covered wagon and heading west, hitched to their Diplodocus.\

PS - @Kitsa: love the goober going "Yeee Haw!" in the pic.
Aug 10th, 2009 06:13 PM
Wiffle Bat I wanna go there so bad o.o
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