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Feb 28th, 2003 07:17 PM
MajorWoody does it really matter, who cares whos bitching, if someone is bitching at you just point and laugh!
Feb 21st, 2003 01:06 AM
Skulhedface And if you REALLY wanna see bitching, try leaving that toilet seat up. Even worse if you didn't flush first. Not that I know from experience or anything.
Feb 18th, 2003 01:55 AM
Cybernetico Better than the burgerler, that guy was creepy, he stole burgers.
Feb 16th, 2003 12:44 PM
Les Waste

Feb 15th, 2003 10:37 AM
sadie you haven't even seen bitching.
Feb 15th, 2003 09:15 AM
MISTER FART GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BITCHING
Feb 15th, 2003 02:53 AM
sadie hello? flossy?
this is the "make stereotypical comments about girls" thread. if you'd like to do the same about boys, you'll need to find or create an appropriate thread for it.
thanks!
Feb 15th, 2003 02:26 AM
MISTER FART CREEPS8-)
Feb 14th, 2003 10:03 PM
Flossy I'm a girl..my question is what the hell is wrong with guys???....all they try to do is get in your pants. If they realize you are not for that, they leave. I'm sorry, but I don't do one-nighters.
Feb 14th, 2003 08:09 PM
wreckreation lol what fucking ROCK did you climb out from UNDER.
Feb 14th, 2003 07:17 PM
Cybernetico Well Jixby, since you didn't bother asking Dr. Bactine, I'll make my best answer.

If you can't get a girl, face it, you're a dork. You probobly don't have any friends either. So do us a favor and kill yourself, then I can take all the girls you are after.

Help?
Feb 14th, 2003 06:49 PM
Anonymous
Re: WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
WHY DOESN'T GIRLS GO FOR SENSITIVE GUYS THEY JUST GO FOR JERKS WHO LOOKS GOOD, I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS ONE GIRL WITH BREAST IMPLANTS SAID NO WHEN I ASKED HER FOR A TAKEOUT DATE
YEAH I KNOW. IT'S LIKE WHENEVER I'M AT THE BEACH WITH A LADY, SOME JERK KICKS SAND IN MY FACE AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH HIM!!! AND THEN BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT IS THERE, AND HE AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A TOW TRUCK!
Feb 14th, 2003 12:54 PM
Protoclown He was an English major too, Sadie.

Feb 14th, 2003 12:52 PM
sadie what-so-ever!
Feb 14th, 2003 12:31 PM
Protoclown You're a fucking SOCK.
Feb 14th, 2003 09:34 AM
Olly
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME!
OR you could, you know... DO trust me.

Seriously, who are you more likely to believe about the details of Protoclown's life? Him, or a mere stranger who has presented no credentials of credibility in any way what-so-ever yet claims to know even the most intimate details of Protoclown's life?

I think the choice is obvious here.
Feb 14th, 2003 07:05 AM
sadie AHEM
Feb 13th, 2003 09:59 AM
MISTER FART EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS FORUM IS A CREEP 8-)
Feb 12th, 2003 06:40 PM
Les Waste Did you attend the symposium held by Professor Grimace?



Good stuff.
Feb 12th, 2003 06:29 PM
Protoclown Actually it was Hamburger U
Feb 12th, 2003 06:14 PM
Les Waste Yeah, Barber college
Feb 12th, 2003 06:05 PM
Protoclown A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME!
Feb 12th, 2003 04:58 PM
CaptainBubba terrible, fiery death is HILARIOUS
Feb 12th, 2003 03:05 PM
Olly
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
I DON'T KNOW JIXBY, I TOO HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION NAKED UP ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP UNDER THE COLD WATER FALL AND WEPT MANY A BITTER TEAR OF SORROW
You guys think he's kidding about that.

He dragged me along, telling me we were really going on "Journey to discover our inner Ki, uniting with the forces of nature to master the elements, revealing ourselves as masters and unleashing terrible, fiery death upon our enemies".

Turned out our "enemies" was whoever happened to stand behind Protoclown after he'd eaten at Taco Bell.

I'd weep, but the vision of him naked in that waterfall forced me to scratch out my eyes
Feb 11th, 2003 06:55 PM
Les Waste YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO GOD TAHT YOU ARE A CHARACTER

THAT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR BEING SO UNFUNNY IS IF YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE

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