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|May 29th, 2011 05:36 PM|
ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE FOUR I NOTICED MY COUSIN HAD A BAR OF CHOCOLATE ABOVE HIS FISH TANK AND HE WAS IN THERE FEEDING HIS FASH SO I ASKED HIM IF HIS FISH ATE CHOCOLATE
HE PROLLY THOUGHT IT WO ULD BE FUNNY TO F UCK WITH ME AND TOLD ME THAT HIS FISH DID INDEED EAT CHOCOLATE
|May 29th, 2011 05:18 PM|
|May 29th, 2011 05:13 PM|
|zeldasbiggestfan||I never killed a dog though. Or fed one chocolate. I just thought it got them drunk.|
|May 29th, 2011 02:18 PM|
|MLE||Talking about being hippie and loving everything. I mean, hippies would probably go against their morals and murder you for killing a dog. I don't even want to think about what they'd do if you killed a kitten. That's like, their spokesanimal.|
|May 29th, 2011 01:00 PM|
|Zhukov||WTF killing a kitten is worse than a dog. Christ.|
|May 29th, 2011 12:23 PM|
|Pentegarn||He'd know that if he'd wrote a paper on it|
|May 29th, 2011 02:50 AM|
|executioneer||CHOCOLATE IS ALSO POISON FOR KITTIES YOU MONSTER|
|May 28th, 2011 04:21 PM|
|zeldasbiggestfan||I thought dogs could eat chocolate and it got them drunk. As it turns out no, that is poison. Good thing I only have kitties.|
|May 28th, 2011 04:52 AM|
|LordSappington||Not anything too special, but I got a 100 on a paper on Macbeth my senior year. I didn't even read the story. Turns out all you need to do to pass an English class is use fancy words and never answer anything about the plot, bu make it look like you did.|
|May 28th, 2011 01:07 AM|
|Fathom Zero||I remember that. Dogkiller.|
|May 28th, 2011 01:07 AM|
|Zhukov||Didn't you kill a dog once ZBF?|
|May 27th, 2011 11:15 PM|
|May 27th, 2011 10:56 PM|
|Tadao||You would think an English teacher would have kicked your ass for writing like a 10 year old. Did you blow him for a 93 of those points?|
|May 27th, 2011 10:33 PM|
But everyone loved how I talked about good vibes catching on like people playing frisbee at a show. That shit forreal happened. I was fucked up with some buddies at a show (we were playing like shit) and we got a lot of people in the crowd to join us. It was a definite highlight of Schwagstock 43 haha
Either way, this was the funnest paper I've had to write. This semester for English really sucked, and I barely passed with a C. Last semester I fucking aced it.
I don't get it.
|May 27th, 2011 06:27 PM|
|May 27th, 2011 04:38 PM|
|May 27th, 2011 03:54 PM|
|May 27th, 2011 01:18 PM|
|Tadao||ZBF, out of curiosity, what class was this essay for?|
|May 27th, 2011 12:14 PM|
This thread is ridiculous.
|May 27th, 2011 10:31 AM|
I have a BRILLIANT essay around here somewhere about French agriculture in the 17th century, and if I find it I will upload all 6000 words for your perusal and enjoyment.
Just hold on while I find it!
|May 27th, 2011 05:14 AM|
They can do a dissertation for you.
http://termpaperwriter.org/work_for_us Oh shit, I totally want to do this.
|May 27th, 2011 05:07 AM|
|kahljorn||DONT LET HIM STEAL YOUR PAPERS|
|May 27th, 2011 05:05 AM|
|May 27th, 2011 04:51 AM|
Get this book. http://www.amazon.com/Writing-Style-.../dp/0130257133
It's the only one you'll ever need and it's a dollar in used condition. If you're serious about writing a good paper as opposed to getting a good grade, then you'd do well to read it.
|May 27th, 2011 04:48 AM|
True. I don't really get shit like that. I think if I deliver enough with a message, and have a clear enough point and cite my sources well enough, it's a good paper.
I mean like forreal, I don't get it. I need to learn to fix it I just don't know exactly what is that I'm doing wrong. I write like I speak.
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