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Forum: General Blabber Sep 4th, 2004, 11:02 AM
Replies: 17,741
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Posted By goatwoodward
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/goatwoodwar...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/goatwoodward/834deea0.jpg
Forum: General Blabber May 10th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 24,211
Posted By goatwoodward
"Free gift with purchase" "eeyuh" (this is the...

"Free gift with purchase"
"eeyuh" (this is the sound native Vermonters make when they try to say "yes")
"Jiminy Crow"
"kickass"

I'm sure I've got more...

:edit: "Pa-Choo, Pa-Chooey Chum, Pa-Chooey...
Forum: General Blabber May 6th, 2004, 03:17 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 13,372
Posted By goatwoodward
JCW or CMW (changed my name when I was 4 yo)

JCW or CMW (changed my name when I was 4 yo)
Forum: General Blabber May 5th, 2004, 09:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,195
Posted By goatwoodward
Silver Tongue Cat Gates

Silver Tongue Cat Gates
Forum: General Blabber May 5th, 2004, 09:16 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,648,438
Posted By goatwoodward
Well, I would have put "You're hot, please post...

Well, I would have put "You're hot, please post more pictures of yourself so we can all masturbate furiously", but :love was easier to type.
Forum: General Blabber May 5th, 2004, 03:01 AM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,648,438
Posted By goatwoodward
:love

:love
Forum: General Blabber Apr 12th, 2004, 01:36 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,959
Posted By goatwoodward
My friend Charisse & I got buttrubs from Pooh...

My friend Charisse & I got buttrubs from Pooh while we were on our senior class trip, but no action from Tigger.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:58 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 15,011
Posted By goatwoodward
I dreamed I went to a camp that was supposed to...

I dreamed I went to a camp that was supposed to train people how to act. During the camp we were staying in one, big dorm room with bunk beds. To acclimate us to this, the instructor brought in a...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 29th, 2004, 12:06 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,742
Posted By goatwoodward
www.inkfrog.com works as well

www.inkfrog.com works as well
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,648,438
Posted By goatwoodward
http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/goatwoodward/Cat03.JPG...

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/goatwoodward/Cat03.JPG


I got bored after riding the train all day so I played with my digicam. :picklehat

edit: I'm doing some weird eyebrow thing in this pic...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 12:35 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 12,705
Posted By goatwoodward
I thought it was a camel. :(

I thought it was a camel. :(
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 12:18 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,861
Posted By goatwoodward
Oh, doopa, I forgot, you can usually get bathing...

Oh, doopa, I forgot, you can usually get bathing suits for about $20 at www.landsend.com. They're pretty high quality and if something happens to it they'll exchange or refund it for a few years...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 12:09 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 12,861
Posted By goatwoodward
Sewing stretchy fabric is tricky, you'd probably...

Sewing stretchy fabric is tricky, you'd probably end up having to serge it (cost for serger: $600)
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 11:01 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,889
Posted By goatwoodward
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=2&o...

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=2&o=3&h=172

The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 10:38 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 10,425
Posted By goatwoodward
George Bush - O, he buggers You know it, I know...

George Bush - O, he buggers

You know it, I know it, and Yellow Dog knows it.
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 10:30 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,980
Posted By goatwoodward
Burlington tries to be the Baton Rouge of the...

Burlington tries to be the Baton Rouge of the North. It doesn't work, the natives are too uptight and the flatlanders are too free & easy for a comfortable mix. Scandalized parents try to lead their...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2004, 10:16 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,297
Posted By goatwoodward
I'm now in Vermont & the temperature when I left...

I'm now in Vermont & the temperature when I left this morning was 4'F. Spring? Summer? Those seasons only exist south of here, here the two seasons are Winter (lots of snow) & Mud Season (lots of...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 17th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,610
Posted By goatwoodward
For my birthday...

...I want verbal abuse! Preferably amusing verbal abuse (hence Lotida need not post).
Forum: General Blabber Dec 17th, 2003, 07:37 PM
Replies: 17,741
Views: 3,648,438
Posted By goatwoodward
...sounds like he wants the video... ;)

...sounds like he wants the video... ;)
Forum: General Blabber Nov 13th, 2003, 07:34 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 7,523
Posted By goatwoodward
At least your school didn't waste $124 million on...

At least your school didn't waste $124 million on making their website uglier & less functional. Now I want to claim to be "designer" so I can charge millions for puking & calling it a template......
Forum: General Blabber Nov 11th, 2003, 07:42 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 10,425
Posted By goatwoodward
I polled everyone in my apartment -- Match the...

I polled everyone in my apartment -- Match the answers to the person -
1.) "Yum, I would hit that"
2.) "Look at his abs, that's why"
3.) "Cash & muscles, what more does a boy need?"
4.) "Why...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 9th, 2003, 09:47 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 11,069
Posted By goatwoodward
I'm a girl, but I'm also a newb so i prolly don't...

I'm a girl, but I'm also a newb so i prolly don't count...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 9th, 2003, 08:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,604
Posted By goatwoodward
(Noob3 & Immortal Goatsucker, I'm female btw)

(Noob3 & Immortal Goatsucker, I'm female btw)
Forum: General Blabber Nov 2nd, 2003, 01:29 PM
Replies: 52
Loo
Views: 10,015
Posted By goatwoodward
Who would Jesus do?

Who would Jesus do?
Forum: General Blabber Nov 2nd, 2003, 01:24 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 9,951
Posted By goatwoodward
Re: Should I marry my sister?

:( Actually they can't marry in the US. And our dumbass president is trying to keep it that way.[/quote]

What about civil unions in Vermont? They're not recognized outside the state, but it's a...
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