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Forum: General Blabber Sep 17th, 2004, 09:03 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
I get an award, right?

I get an award, right?
Forum: General Blabber Sep 17th, 2004, 07:06 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,304
Posted By Astador
"Move it, fatass" "We'll rochambo for it, I get...

"Move it, fatass"

"We'll rochambo for it, I get to go first"

"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg"

I got such nice friends.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 17th, 2004, 06:54 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
I concede defeat to kellychaos, his sharp wit and...

I concede defeat to kellychaos, his sharp wit and keen eye force me to hang my head in shame and cry.

Then again, I'm going to go celebrate my maleness, which sadly it can't. One day though kelly!...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 15th, 2004, 11:58 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Wow those are um...Pretty stupid their,...

Wow those are um...Pretty stupid their, kellychaos.

Makes me feel kinda special though.

Tingly in the pants as it were.

:dunce
Forum: General Blabber Sep 14th, 2004, 09:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Sadly, Rand has a bigger penis than you...

Sadly, Rand has a bigger penis than you do.[/quote]

Exhuming corpses form their graves is wrong! Stop necrophilia now!

Fatass.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 11:24 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 9,538
Posted By Astador
Damn...That does suck, I'm a Floridian and...

Damn...That does suck, I'm a Floridian and honestly, I wish that hurricane had come through here so I could have gotten out of school...Not take out Islands...Blows my theory though, was thinkin...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 10:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Useless to you but to some of us it's one of the...

Useless to you but to some of us it's one of the fundamental exercises in life.

And therefore I end my first foray into this forum with:

"Who is John Galt?"
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Can I get a reach around?

Can I get a reach around?
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 05:48 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
You, sir, are a veritable gynocologist.

You, sir, are a veritable gynocologist.
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 04:10 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Hmm a pulley system, could work, however I was...

Hmm a pulley system, could work, however I was thinking of using a tried and true African method of stretching one's manhood, by weights or by piercing, only problem is the wang then ends up lookin...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 13th, 2004, 03:03 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,863
Posted By Astador
Teenage Woes

I'm 16, managed to survive puberty, grew hair in all the weird places, but lil' Astador well...He stayed little, are their any things I can do to make him decide to grow?
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