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Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2005, 10:38 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,205
Posted By Shipwreck
Maybe you don't understand the Mock Wars. Sure,...

Maybe you don't understand the Mock Wars. Sure, if this story had anything to do with Orange Juice Bruce, it would have been appropriate. But even if I did post it in that battle;

1) People can't be...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 19th, 2005, 07:27 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,205
Posted By Shipwreck
How my bowels saved the day - aka COBRA vs Poop

Well, it comes as no surprise that I am not going to advance in the Mock Wars. Once Orange Juice Bruce brought pictures into the whole thing, I knew it was over. You folks SURE love your pictures....
Forum: General Blabber Nov 4th, 2005, 02:48 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 21,788
Posted By Shipwreck
Alright, you lilly-livered nancy yancy boys....

Alright, you lilly-livered nancy yancy boys. Don't expect me to wipe your tears away after you start crying for Mommy.
Forum: General Blabber Mar 17th, 2005, 12:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,575
Posted By Shipwreck
Greetings again, you unpolished panty-waist turds.

Ol' Shipwreck's got another tale to share with you folks, in hopes to keep you informed and educated in the fight against COBRA.

First off, let me apologize for my absense. I can only imagine how...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 2nd, 2004, 02:53 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,127
Posted By Shipwreck
Good news, everyone!

Alright, ladies and man-ladies, listen up! Have I got some news for you.

As you may or may not have known, G.I. Joe is coming out in volumes, separated by seasons, and then separated against by...
Forum: General Blabber Jun 3rd, 2004, 07:59 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,501
Posted By Shipwreck
I am going to be in I-Mockery's zombie film.

Greetings, Mr. Mockery. It has recently come to my attention through navigating these message boards that you are in the process of creating a zombie film.

Well, lemme tell you something, Johnny...
Forum: General Blabber May 24th, 2004, 07:37 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,812
Posted By Shipwreck
Some horrible news!

I have something I want to share with you, in hopes that you won't make the same mistake as I.

Now, if you're anything like your old pal, Shipwreck, two things happen to you in the summertime;

1)...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 11th, 2003, 08:08 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,897
Posted By Shipwreck
Alright, you nancy boys (and girls)...

I see a lot of jabber going on about being fed up and leaving this forum.

Lemme ask you something. Did GI Joe leave when COBRA destroyed all of the world's oil production? Did GI Joe get fed up and...
Forum: General Blabber Oct 19th, 2003, 07:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,132
Posted By Shipwreck
Some very sad news...

I just heard this from my good friend, Sgt. Slaughter.

It seems that Road Warrior Hawk, whose real name was Michael Hegstrand, has passed away at the age of 46. He was part of the former WWF tag...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 25th, 2003, 08:27 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,998
Posted By Shipwreck
All right. I had a night to sleep on all this,...

All right. I had a night to sleep on all this, and I'm feeling much better.

You see, yesterday my grandson came up to me, and called me Polly's Pussy. So I made him take off my boot, and I cracked...
Forum: General Blabber Sep 24th, 2003, 03:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,998
Posted By Shipwreck
AYE, MOCKERY! SCREW YOU!

You get your ass over here right now. And I don't wanna hear any of your jabber about hurricanes and Kinko's. Lemme tell you something, "Roger," I was facing storms worse than your pansy Isabel out...
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