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Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 29th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,926
Posted By UtterParadox
He must be really goddamn tanned, then, because I...

He must be really goddamn tanned, then, because I can't tell the difference.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 29th, 2004, 08:58 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 9,148
Posted By UtterParadox
The first time I fought Velius, my turns went...

The first time I fought Velius, my turns went thus (after Wiegraf falls):

Turn 1: Ramza moves, hits with both swords (he has Double Weapon equipped and is a Knight).
Turn 2: One of my Ninjas moves...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 29th, 2004, 08:43 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,926
Posted By UtterParadox
Barret from FF7 springs immediately to mind,...

Barret from FF7 springs immediately to mind, although he essentially ripped off Mr. T and added a gatling gun.

In Final Fantasy Tactics, Olan was black (although a light shade of it).

Vanessa from...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 26th, 2004, 05:50 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 6,169
Posted By UtterParadox
I get that way every time I beat a Squaresoft...

I get that way every time I beat a Squaresoft game (screw SquareEnix, to me it's still Squaresoft/Square).

Worst game ending: No game should ever end on the end credits alone. As for worst...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 25th, 2004, 10:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,440
Posted By UtterParadox
I have no shame, and I must feel guilty...

I have no shame, and I must feel guilty...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 25th, 2004, 10:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,954
Posted By UtterParadox
Now, now, attitudes like that are what caused...

Now, now, attitudes like that are what caused 8-Bit Theater to change from a kick-ass web comic into a money vacuum for Brian "Pay Me, Faggots!" Clevinger.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 25th, 2004, 10:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,290
Posted By UtterParadox
Chrono Trigger is "phat", but the Chronicles...

Chrono Trigger is "phat", but the Chronicles version takes upwards of 30 seconds to load before and after combat, upon entering areas from the world map, and when you open the menu. How goddamn...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 25th, 2004, 05:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,954
Posted By UtterParadox
I'm addicted to the Salvatore stuff as well. ...

I'm addicted to the Salvatore stuff as well. Granted, sometimes he breaks the rule of "Show, don't tell", but the guy's marvelous at hooking one with his wordplay.

Besides, how can you not like...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 25th, 2004, 12:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,135
Posted By UtterParadox
First of all, they state right on the page that...

First of all, they state right on the page that this was merely inspired by X-Com; therefore, it's not a remake, it's a rip-off.

Secondly, the engine being used is "a heavily modified version of...
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 24th, 2004, 01:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,317
Posted By UtterParadox
Screw Veggie Tales. I hate Christian...

Screw Veggie Tales. I hate Christian propanganda, even more so when it's aimed at children.

That reminds me, Jack Chick is doing a series of Chick Tracts for kids. Damn it.
Forum: Movies & Television Jan 24th, 2004, 01:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,424
Posted By UtterParadox
If that is not a joke, I will knock you down and...

If that is not a joke, I will knock you down and anally rape you until your asshole looks like a digital representation of Ashton Kutcher's dramatic talents.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 23rd, 2004, 05:18 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,652
Posted By UtterParadox
The complete list of what you get for 100%: -...

The complete list of what you get for 100%:

- 200 maximum health
- 200 maximum armor
- Any car you drive takes twice as much damage to destroy
- Infinite ammo, the "Frankie" outfit, and optional...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 17th, 2004, 05:52 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,444
Posted By UtterParadox
Granted. When I speak of "later X games", of...

Granted. When I speak of "later X games", of course, I mean after the system jump (from SNES to PS1).

Still, I guess it's time to donate blood so I'll have cash to afford this thing. Damn me and...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 17th, 2004, 01:45 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,079
Posted By UtterParadox
Ugh. I know Bush is an idiot, but aren't Bush...

Ugh. I know Bush is an idiot, but aren't Bush jokes getting a little stale?

I haven't found any humor value since some time after the war in Iraq started - you know, when every two-bit hack started...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 17th, 2004, 01:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,444
Posted By UtterParadox
Hmmm... the screen shot makes it clear that at...

Hmmm... the screen shot makes it clear that at least a few of the games on this collection will be worth the money.

But why do I get the sinking feeling that they're going to pad out the collection...
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 11th, 2004, 05:32 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,170
Posted By UtterParadox
Damn. I still need to get everything after...

Damn. I still need to get everything after "Dixie Fried". And I need money to get it with.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 11th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,976
Posted By UtterParadox
Yeah, I'm okay now. Either way. Pac-Man Vs. ...

Yeah, I'm okay now. Either way. Pac-Man Vs. Good game, my third-biggest addiction behind Prince of Persia: Sands of Time and FFTA.
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 11th, 2004, 05:21 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,976
Posted By UtterParadox
What would the point be? None of the characters...

What would the point be? None of the characters have arms to use them.

Okay, Pac-Man does in some of his games, but every single game where he has arms is TOTAL FUCKIGN SHIT!!!!!!...

Sorry, just...
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Jan 10th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,184
Posted By UtterParadox
I'd read it, but I have about 1,336 books yet to...

I'd read it, but I have about 1,336 books yet to go from my book club that I haven't read, and that table still hasn't had its legs repaired yet...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 10th, 2004, 05:02 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,836
Posted By UtterParadox
The actual writers of the Chick Tracts try to...

The actual writers of the Chick Tracts try to figure out how to make Christians look even stupider than ever before.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 10th, 2004, 01:11 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,016
Posted By UtterParadox
Re: .

That happens every single time I get a root canal/filling. I seem to be resistant to novocaine.

Yes, my life blows.
Forum: General Blabber Jan 10th, 2004, 12:58 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,906
Posted By UtterParadox
So THAT'S what happened to the prototype for the...

So THAT'S what happened to the prototype for the Bionic Commando!
Forum: Gaming 'n Toys Jan 10th, 2004, 12:53 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,111
Posted By UtterParadox
Hmmmm... Judging by the graphics, it's either...

Hmmmm... Judging by the graphics, it's either Mario Sunshine or a "teaser" for 100 Marios.

Then again, it could be for Paper Mario and the ad just looked kickass. With that in mind, there's no way...
Forum: General Blabber Dec 9th, 2003, 08:03 AM
Replies: 5
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Views: 1,928
Posted By UtterParadox
Meh. I've popped up and vanished again so often...

Meh. I've popped up and vanished again so often that nobody notices. Mainly because I don't talk about it every time.
Forum: Philosophy, Politics, and News Dec 9th, 2003, 08:01 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,645
Posted By UtterParadox
At the end of Eric, he leaves Hell... and we're...

At the end of Eric, he leaves Hell... and we're not told what happens next. It's safe to presume that the exit to Hell dumped him on that desert island. (Hmmm... was Monkey Island out by this...
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