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Forum: General Blabber Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:46 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 7,416
Posted By Professor Poddar
Don't you just despise the I-Pod Generation?

They have 5-second attention spans, and take a 'fast food' approach to music and all other aspects of culture. Why buy an album and really listen to it and feel it and demand it give up its mysteries...
Forum: General Blabber May 1st, 2003, 08:23 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,535
Posted By Professor Poddar
Carnivore, When is the I-Mockery Meet and Greet...

Carnivore,
When is the I-Mockery Meet and Greet being held, and where?
Perhaps a guest appearance by Rohit himself can be arranged...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 30th, 2003, 09:37 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,535
Posted By Professor Poddar
Most annoying things I've come across lately

So it has been decreed. So, further, shall any and all offenders, past, present, or future, alter their deplorable habits upon perusal of the following...

- People who enter a room in which you're...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:13 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 19,245
Posted By Professor Poddar
If Lenor's attending this shindig, my presence...

If Lenor's attending this shindig, my presence there is assured.
We can even converse in your language, if you'd like, my dear.
Here, I'll try my hand: "Yo, biz-natch, my homeez ain't playin' like...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 1st, 2003, 09:03 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,502
Posted By Professor Poddar
I will be attending Summer Mock Meet 2003...

... provided, of course, that it's held in the Boston area. My multitude of foes- past, present, doubtless future- are encouraged to attend this shindig and come over for a 'chat'.
If it's another...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 31st, 2003, 10:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,758
Posted By Professor Poddar
Who the FUCK is this alleged Professor? Would a...

Who the FUCK is this alleged Professor?
Would a professor in ANY discipline commit the most atrocious faux-pas of all- i.e. the misuse of the apostrophe?
I shan't bother to engage in direct discourse...
Forum: General Blabber Mar 31st, 2003, 08:48 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,758
Posted By Professor Poddar
Carnivore, why do you hate Phil Ha?

Was it you who framed that poor twat, and led the whole world to believe he was gay? Now, Mr. Burton is feasibly a homersexual, but
Phil.... sheeeesh! Poor guy.
Ha Ha. Phil Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2003, 05:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,024
Posted By Professor Poddar
You fucking insolent rat! How DARE you defile a...

You fucking insolent rat! How DARE you defile a posting of such noble intent with your doltish prattle? I'd not condescend to piss on you, normally, but your irksome presence inflames the ire housed...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 26th, 2003, 05:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,024
Posted By Professor Poddar
Arranged Marriages- the way to go

It is sheer folly to assume that we have a right to select our spouses. Nonsense, I say; fuck this distorted approach to life! The aforesaid alleged freedom deviates from traditional avenues leading...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 25th, 2003, 09:32 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,033
Posted By Professor Poddar
Darryl and Carnivore

Good morning, gentlemen... I think it's morning-- I have the urge to make fried eggs, baked beans, and toast.
Darryl, check your darktheophany mail- I didn't want to send more private messages here...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 21st, 2003, 04:46 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 8,443
Posted By Professor Poddar
Gotta disagree on the Liiva point. He wasn't...

Gotta disagree on the Liiva point. He wasn't great on the 1st 2 albums, but as you say, he did improve on the 3rd. He also laid down some fantastic vocals with pre-"Dark Recollections" Carnage,...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 21st, 2003, 01:36 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 8,443
Posted By Professor Poddar
Regardless of her looks, Angela Gossow is NOT a...

Regardless of her looks, Angela Gossow is NOT a better vocalist than Johan Liiva. I'm possibly the only one who thinks this- she's vastly overrated, once the novelty of a female growler wears off....
Forum: General Blabber Feb 20th, 2003, 08:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
Tex, You're not worth spending any more time on....

Tex,
You're not worth spending any more time on. Consider yourself fortunate beyond all earthly measure that I, Professor Poddar, condescended, for a time, to interact with YOU. It's to be hoped that...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 19th, 2003, 09:02 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
Victory, dear chappy, was confirmed well prior to...

Victory, dear chappy, was confirmed well prior to this post- at the start of the thread or in the womb, depending on your perspective.
But if it makes you feel any better to believe yourself a...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 09:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,132
Posted By Professor Poddar
I can't listen to them, because they opened every...

I can't listen to them, because they opened every fucking metal show at the Palladium (main metal club in MA.) for a period of 3-4 years. They're great players, but I am burnt out on 'em.
It's not...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 08:12 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 8,443
Posted By Professor Poddar
Aversiononline? Isn't it your forum where all the...

Aversiononline? Isn't it your forum where all the old Terrorizer forumites went to? Brings me back to my youth...
Real kicker if any of the old regulars were still posting.
I agree with Otto-- Karyn...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 06:55 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 8,405
Posted By Professor Poddar
4 eggs fried with full English breakfast- real...

4 eggs fried with full English breakfast- real bacon, sweet sausage, blood sausage, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms, kippers, extra toast, and a full pot of tea.
Otherwise, atop a mound of corned beef...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 06:36 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
What, I wonder, is considered an "upper class...

What, I wonder, is considered an "upper class job" in Texas? Scraping the grill at Cousin Jimmy Joe's Barbecue Pit?
Very amusing that you, of ALL people, mention education; and very telling that your...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 04:36 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
Klan rally in Lubbock this Thursday

I declared the thread- at least in regards to you, Tex- dead, but will reopen the case based on your racist drivel.
While you clearly don't know the 1st thing about Indians or their culture, I DO...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 11:32 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
Apologies to all good Southerners- I merely...

Apologies to all good Southerners- I merely wanted to put that primitive in his place-- he is one "person" who does indeed conform to all negative notions about Southerners.
I didn't know that...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 09:22 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 8,330
Posted By Professor Poddar
But Jeff, I never said that I lived 15 miles...

But Jeff,
I never said that I lived 15 miles from A.L. My house on Main Street is probably 3 miles distant. Is that you who honks when they drive past at three in the morning?
Geggy lives in Salem-...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 09:16 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
Yeeeeeeeeeehaw! Italianstereotype, Please 1. Fuck...

Yeeeeeeeeeehaw! Italianstereotype,
Please
1. Fuck off
2. Leave the barnyards animals alone
3. Realize that people should NOT, in fact, wear cowboy hats.
4. Fuck off again
5. Recognize that while I am...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 18th, 2003, 08:17 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,296
Posted By Professor Poddar
I like Lenor

It's a platonic thing, you understand.
Given the transience of life, I decided at random to like her.
She's a lovely person; give her a chance. We often chat about gardening, the downside of reading...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 17th, 2003, 11:53 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,820
Posted By Professor Poddar
For fuck's safe, Malevolent Carnivore! You have...

For fuck's safe, Malevolent Carnivore!

You have no business accusing me of not being myself, and then ducking out to Lowell. How dare you attend to insignificant matters like work when there's so...
Forum: General Blabber Feb 17th, 2003, 11:37 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 8,330
Posted By Professor Poddar
Geggy- Kilkenny's

Andover Liquors (in lovely Andover, natch) carries, or at least used to carry Kilkenny's. Don't know if driving 15 miles for beer is worth it...
what am I saying? It's ALWAYS worth it. I make road...
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