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Forum: General Blabber May 18th, 2004, 10:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,820
Posted By Off-Topic Man
look what happened right after the recent post i...

look what happened right after the recent post i made. :/

BOW DOWN TO ME FOR I AM THE OFF TOPIC MAN.
Forum: General Blabber May 17th, 2004, 10:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,820
Posted By Off-Topic Man
last night i was running and this girl went by me...

last night i was running and this girl went by me on roller blades. she was my type (blonde and hot.) i would say a 7 out of 10. so she goes by me and smiles. a great smile. it lifted up my spirits...
Forum: General Blabber Apr 17th, 2004, 06:16 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 9,571
Posted By Off-Topic Man
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Forum: General Blabber Feb 10th, 2004, 10:26 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,961
Posted By Off-Topic Man
speaking of the movie, if you go to blockbuster...

speaking of the movie, if you go to blockbuster and check out pirates of caribbean's blockbuster video rental box, there are letterings on the side of the box that says 'pirate of the caribbean: the...
Forum: General Blabber Jan 1st, 2004, 07:52 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,728
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I...

I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 27th, 2003, 11:07 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,271
Posted By Off-Topic Man
Canada sucks.

Canada sucks.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 27th, 2003, 11:04 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,548
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I met a girl today. She told me her favorite...

I met a girl today. She told me her favorite actor was Johnny Depp, whom I also admire. He was great in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. As soon as I came home, I wanted to do a little research on...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 13th, 2003, 11:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,776
Posted By Off-Topic Man
Did anyone catch one of those wacky talk shows...

Did anyone catch one of those wacky talk shows this morning, whichever it was? It had a female bride wearing the white gown. She was getting married to some guy who was wearing the exact same dress...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 9th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,192
Posted By Off-Topic Man
If rocks were given arms and legs, they would...

If rocks were given arms and legs, they would make great drummers and shoe designers.
Forum: General Blabber Nov 9th, 2003, 02:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,231
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I have a pet fire and I name it Flamino. For...

I have a pet fire and I name it Flamino. For survival, I feed it woodchips and junkmail for food and gasoline to drink. Flamino's favorite toys are firecrackers and often plays a gag on smokers with...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 7th, 2003, 01:30 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,922
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I found my old Rubik Cubes this morning. It took...

I found my old Rubik Cubes this morning. It took me 15 minutes to get one side complete. For me, the color, green, has alway been the easiest color to complete. I never really understood what the...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 7th, 2003, 01:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 6,790
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I remember being with this one fine looking dame,...

I remember being with this one fine looking dame, her name was Erica. One night, I woo'd her and I swept off her feet with a dinner at Arby's and a classic 50's movie, "The Night is Still Young"...
Forum: General Blabber Nov 7th, 2003, 01:01 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,922
Posted By Off-Topic Man
I figured a way to cheat the mailing system. You...

I figured a way to cheat the mailing system. You can actually send a mail without having to pay for postage stamps or using stamps. Whenever you are sending out a letter or a card to family or...
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