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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:12 PM        question for the ladies
a serious post unfortunately.

i have this friend who is complaining that he could never keep a girlfriend and wants to settle down sometime soon. he believes that it has something to do with his monster cock which is at 10 and half inches when erected. i've seen it with my own eyes, i shat myself. he could stuff his penis into his belly button. anyway he's been hinted few times by girls that his penis was too big and it hurts. he was thinking of maybe getting a penis size reduction. he wants to know what size is the most reasonable size that will keep a girl pain free and the sex more enjoyable. i suggested 6 and half since girls never complained about mine (thank you thank you). ladies, what is the most ideal penis size that will keep you saitfied in the long run?

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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:14 PM       
How about he just stops the hard fucking? Tell him to fuck her gently.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 01:32 PM       
That's funny, Geggy. But seriously... what kind of girl doesn't like a big cock?
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 02:54 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:01 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
LOO, YEAHP, IT TELLS ME THAST COCK IS A SWEAR FOR PENIS
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
Tell him to date girls with bigger cunts.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:04 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 04:35 PM       

"Why don't you just get one of them vagina enlargements?"
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
Tell him not to get a penis reduction.
I'm sure that his 10 inch penis has nothing to do with the reason why he can't keep a girlfriend. :/
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
PENIS SIZE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IF YOUR DICK CAN'T FIT IN YOUR MATES VAGINA, WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 07:17 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
He could date porno bitches.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Solution #1. He could actually be in the porno business.

Solution #2. He could put an ad in the paper.

Solution #3. He could stop drinking so much coffee.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
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PENIS SIZE HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. IF YOUR DICK CAN'T FIT IN YOUR MATES VAGINA, WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Well, that all depends. If the penis is 10 inches long, then what is the diameter?

Because a penis could be 10 inches long with a 3 inch diameter or circumfrence, whatever the hell you call it.
That wouldn't be a problem really.
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:41 PM        Re: question for the ladies
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:43 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2004, 08:53 PM       
THAT was uncalled for.

I think you want is circumfrince. The area around a circular object .
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