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James · #1

How do the girls act? Do they act like the Raisins girls did in that episode of South Park? How do the guys act? Do the guys act like drunken businessmen at a strip club?

sports · #2

Never been there (much to my dismay), but heard the food is good.

punkgrrrlie10 · #3

I've been there. The food is okay, just like any other burger and wings joint. The girls are flirty and so are the men. Not much more to it than that. I actually went on Halloween last year so they were in costume which was even less clothing. I don't know, it just seemed like a skimpy clothing friday's to me. I found the most amusement in the 300 lb. man dressed up as a hooter girl (the orange shorts and hooter t-shirt w/a wig).

Geggy · #4

IF YOURE BELOW AVERAGE LOOKING, MAKE SURE TO BRING LOTS-A CASH WITH YOU. THESE FLIRTY WAITRESSES ARE INDEEDY EVIL.

DamnthatDavid · #5

I girl from my old highschool works at the local hooters. She is pretty hot, but has only perky little boobies. I heard she had to use fake ones they got hanging in the back.

Also, my friend found feathers in his chickenwings when he took his girlfriend their for Valentines.

sports · #6

Flirty huh....

AChimp · #7

No, James, you still have to look with your eyes.

James · #8

AChimp speaks through experience from the time he got thrown out for groping the fry cook.

Spastic Colon · #9

"Today's a gingersnap."

soundtest · #10

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Originally Posted by James

AChimp speaks through experience from the time he got thrown out for groping the fry cook.

BARTH!

Edit: An FTP server with episodes of YCDTOTV? James you made my day.

Dixie · #11

My sister was a Hooter's girl (but she doesn't have boobs but is still a pretty girl) and my best friend is a Hooter's girl now and she's incredibly gorgeous! Faster Pussycat was actually thrown out of a Hooter's for touching one of the girl's arms to get her attention to get more beer. The girls are "friendly" but not alot is tolerated unless they like it I guess.

TBMonkey · #12

The time I went, it was just a pile of high-schoolers with no ambition, guarded by fat eunichs that thought they were cool because they *think* they have a chance to get laid.

Food was ok, but you pay a 200% "We-have-suggestively-clad-girls" markup. Not worth it. Same thing can be had by masturbating at the drive-thru girl at McDonalds.

I got a weird conversation in my head that could happen if someone actually tried that. "Hey, back off! I'm doing as you say, 'Loving it'. Better gimme that apple pie or I'll go to Burger King and have it MY way!"

James · #13

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Originally Posted by soundtest

Edit: An FTP server with episodes of YCDTOTV? James you made my day.

Well, I AM a God amongst men.

Anyway, back to Hooters. Do the girls like have to act all friendly and uber-flirty and stuff with the guys, and do they have to dance around like hoochie mammas and shit?

Cosmo Electrolux · #14

I work with a Hooters Girl (night job)....she's a whiney buttplug. The food isn't that great.....pretty greasy.

sspadowsky · #15

Dude. It's a friggin' sports bar with good-looking chicks waiting on you. It is not a big deal, OK? Just go there, eat, have a beer, and watch the goddamn hockey playoffs or whatever, get a little quiet ogling in, and go home.

Yes, the girls tend to act flirty, because they want you to tip them way more than you should. That's about it. I could sort of understand your enthusiasm if you were going to a strip club for the very first time, but not Hooters.

James · #16

Whoever said I was going to a Hooters?

Anonymous · #17

I think he's scouting it for a female friend.

James · #18

Nuh uh.

I was just curious if it was the whored out slutfest I've been led to believe it to be. I'm not planning to go to one at all.

sspadowsky · #19

Good man, then. I apologize if I misunderstood the situation.

James · #20

Let's just say, hypothetically, a friend of mine just got a job there and, hypothetically, I just wanted to know what she was getting herself into.

Hypothetically.

punkgrrrlie10 · #21

Stalking eh?

sports · #22

So the food sucks at Hooters?

kellychaos · #23

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Originally Posted by sspadowsky

Yes, the girls tend to act flirty, because they want you to tip them way more than you should. That's about it.

Most waitresses (and waiters, for that matter) act friendly and subserviant because it's ... like ... their job to do so and the better at it they are, then the more tips they get. It's a simple survival instinct. I think the fella a few posts back had it right, "You're paying for the titty mark-up." Nothing more. I hate to be a buzz-kill but the place is really not that big a deal.