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Perndog · #1

STFU Chojin

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0...72129311453673

EDIT: In an odd coincidence, the party happened to be in the room of the drunk girl I posted about last winter. Except this time we were mostly sober.

Terra · #2

That's the girl you met? You met her through an internet dating service? Then she happened to be at the party? What's the story?

Oh well. Congratulations. She's really pretty!

Perndog · #3

I invited her to the party.

ziggytrix · #4

did ya meet her thru okcupid?

i took the test

Quote:

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Â* Â* Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
Â* Â* We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Â* Â* On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
Â* Â* More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

damn

Pub Lover · #5

It's amusing how many of the I-Mock regulars got 'The Boy Next Door'.

ziggytrix · #6

did i miss a thread somewhere?

Matt Harty · #7

yeah there was a whole thread on that quiz. I dont remember if I got boy next door :/

Pub Lover · #8

I hate OKcupid, I keep getting e-mails from women telling me that I'm cute, but she's not interested because I'm a loser.

ziggytrix · #9

aw

people are so mean.

AChimp · #10

Quote:

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor...

Rowr.

AChimp · #11

Quote:

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

I never took the test before. :O

Perndog · #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

did ya meet her thru okcupid?

She wooed me

ziggytrix · #13

thru okcupid?

Perndog · #14

ziggytrix · #15

neat. i hope it works out for ya. she's a cutie.

Skulhedface · #16

I met a pretty girl last night too.

In fact, it was all because I was wearing a Family Guy t-shirt (a Quagmire shirt with "giggity giggity giggity" written on it), and this was the genesis of basically a 1/2 hour conversation.

Of course, she stormed off when I mentioned I had a girlfriend... I guess this means the 3-way is off

Jixby Phillips · #17

you should have raped her

Rongi · #18

you can't say that

Royal Tenenbaum · #19

I got the exact same thing as Chimp, I guess my friends are "just like" me. Weird. Although I'm curious what "average" experience is. Just because I've only dated two people or something, I've still pretty much done everything. I just because I have only done that with 2 people, instead of like 10. :/

Geggy · #20

Quote:

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph