No Mupert, your last statment was fualty as well as incorrect. The future will hold a localized jihad was that, at first, won't seem as far reaching as the present leadership would have planed for. The following events will take place in chronological order as follows:
1) A large message board such as
www.UticaRavers.com or that stupid ass howard stern site will be attacked by a small rebel group using reputation suicide methods in which a seemingly inteligent person(s) foregoes all common sense and makes people doubt the continued progression of world society.
2) The moderators of said site will consult thier parent company, "Clear Channel Corporation" for the methodology of dealing with this "uprising".
3) After launching several propaganda attacks and claiming that the NY state troopers have been contacted and really do give a flying fuck, the rebel internet militiamen will have thier IPs banned from utica raver's message board.
4) The rebel cleric Al Sadr will urge the people of Iraq to abandon their contempt for the interim I-mockery moderators and take to the streets to qoute "terrorize the enemy".
5) Numerous small battles wil be fought mostly in the poverty stricken areas of the internet until finally, Al Sadr decides that his policy of quietism is doing nothing more then driving his followers deeper into despair aganst an unrelnting army which is under the impression that it is doing good by the nation it aquired from the spoils of war.
6) Al Sadr will relenquish control of his internet militia and denounce the concept of islamic rule in his idea of a fair democracy.
7) In the confusion, the despotic ruler and warlord "Jixby Phillips" will take full legal control over the I-Mockery.com and I-Mockery.net domain names, as stipulated in Roger's last will and testement.
8) Jixby phillips will not have the money to run the website and the domains will be purchased by Clear Channel Corporation and turned into a Howard stern message board.
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