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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 08:09 PM        Dear God, being single sucks!!!!!
It sucks....I need someone to yell at....someone to drink with,....ah hell, I need someone to screw too.....*sigh* good things come to those who wait, I guess........but I'm impatient so.......
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
You live in Nashville. Just go to a bar.

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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
He's available, you know.
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Old Dec 31st, 2004, 02:51 AM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2004, 07:18 AM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2004, 02:11 PM       
BEING SINGLE ROCKS YOU CAN MASTURBATE ALL YOU WANT
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Old Dec 31st, 2004, 03:11 PM       
you can do that anyway
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 04:49 AM       
And I usually do.

Wait, I mean...damn it.
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 05:54 AM       
OMG SKULHEDFACE THATS SO F*CKING FUNNY F*CK YOU F*GGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 06:20 AM       
Often when I do it, it's with a picture of Jixby so I guess f*got is an OK thing to say
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 06:39 AM       
dear god are you there its me margaret
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 12:04 PM       
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Often when I do it, it's with a picture of Jixby so I guess f*got is an OK thing to say
He jacks off to toast.
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 12:07 PM       
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OMG SKULHEDFACE THATS SO F*CKING FUNNY F*CK YOU F*GGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Imagine yelling that to someone out in public.
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Old Jan 1st, 2005, 07:02 PM       
With the popularity of the local library and internet cafes, what makes you think he didn't?

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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 02:26 AM       
With a username like that, expect people to just give you dirty stares and not associate with you in general.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 03:08 AM       
I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my ass with your constitution
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 05:30 AM       
I am alone but I pleasure myself with ky kelly and cigar tubes so I think everything will be alright.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 05:31 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 08:57 AM        Re: Dear God, being single sucks!!!!!
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It sucks....I need someone to yell at....someone to drink with,....ah hell, I need someone to screw too.....*sigh* good things come to those who wait, I guess........but I'm impatient so.......
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:06 AM       
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I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my arse with your constitution
I second that motion, let's skip the vote and off with his head.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 10:20 AM       
DECAPITATION!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:12 AM       
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I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my arse with your constitution
I second that motion, let's skip the vote and off with his head.
Haha, you said head...
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:51 AM       
Is THIS better?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 11:54 AM       


And who's the ugly fag in this pic?

I don't dare use this under my name, unless I want everyone to think i'm some creepy, unfunny pedophile that tries to pick up little girls in message boards.
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