WHAT YOU ARE NOT HEARING FROM THE GOVERNMENT THAT THIS IS NOT A WAR ON TERRORISM OR WHATEVER PROPAGOANDA THAT IT IS BEING CALLED, THIS IS A TOTAL WAR EXPLCITLY TARGETED AT MOUSTACHES, AND THE THREAT THE MOUSTACHE POSES ON THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE, AND WHERE IS THE WORLDS LARGEST POPULATION OF MOUSTACHES LOCATED??? OMG, GUESS WHAT, IRAQ.!!!!
IT IS BELEIVED THAT SADAM HAS WEAPONS OF MASS MOUSTACHES HIDDEN IN HIS MOUSTACHE, WITH ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO MOUSTACHE POPULATIONS OF MILLIONS OF INNONCENT CLEANLY SHAVEN VICTIMS.
THE CONTROVERSY AROUND WHETHER IT WAS THE REAL SADAM TO MAKE THE SPEACH YESTERDAY IS SILLY, YOU CAN TELL THE ANSWER BY PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE MOUSTACHE, THE MOUSTACHE WAS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A BAD MOUSTACHE DAY , THE MOUSTACHE ACTUALLY HAS UP TO 23 MOUSTACHE STAND INS, BUT THIS WAS THE REAL MOUSTACHE. THE MOUSTACHE MANIFESTS ITSELF ON UP TO 50 DIFFERENT PEOPLE A DAY, SO THE TRUE LOCATION OF THE REAL SADAM MOUSTACHE CAN NEVER REALLY BE CERTAIN IF IT IS THE REAL SADAM OR NOT.
GEORGE BUSH DECIDED TO REVENGE ON IRAQ BECAUSE OF HIS EXTREME MOUSTACHE ENVY, HIS FATHER HAD IT 12 YEARS AGO WHEN HE DISCOVERED THAT HE COULD NOT FROW A MOUSTACHE AS POWERFUL OR SUPERIOR AS SADAMS MOUSTACHE, AND NOW HIS SON HAS TO FINISH OFF SADMAS MOUSTACHE, BECAUSE HE AHS THE SAME INFERIOR GENETIC MAKE UP THAT PREVENTS HIM FROM GROWING SUCH A MOUSTACHE CAPALE OF SUCH COLLATERAL MOUSTACHES.
BUSH AND SADAM NEED TO JOIN FORCES INSTEAD OF FIGHTING OVER WHO HAS THE BETTER FACIAL HARI, AND COMBINE THEIR EFFORTS TO CREATE ONE ULTRA MEGA "BUSHY MOUSTACHE"
IT IS ALSO BELEIVED THAT SADAM HAS BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS CAPABLE OF GENETICALLY MUTATING "SUPER MOUSTACHES" THAT COULD TAKE OVER ENTIRE NATIONS, AND THERE IS SPECULATION THAT THEY ARE EVEN CAPABLE OF DEVELOPING A MOUSTACHWE THAT COULD COVER THE SUN, AND SPELL DOOM FOR THE ENTIRE PLANET.
GOD PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS BE THE CASE.
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