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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 02:17 AM        RUSSONWM!
Hello brother! I've noticed that you seem to be part of the automotive industry, a field that I am very intrested in. I hate that people on this god-forsaken site are giving you alot of flak for it, bunch of pansies.

While I'm known for my country-singing (and god bless it, it's my true calling Well when that highway is callin'.. Whoops, I can't help it sometimes) I have been known to get my hands oily when it comes to fixing up Choppers. Now I know that isn't exactally the same area of expertise, but we bleed the same blood.

Now I have met and worked with Paul Teutul and his son Paul Teutul junior (you know from Orange County Choppers) and I was wondering if you get in touch with custom car fabrication people who do what those guys do for motorcycles but with cars. And no, I'm not talkin' about those Negros on PIMP MY RIDE.

I was wondering because I would like to see if they could make a car shaped like our beleloved President. I drew a little prototype for what it may look like, keep in mind i had to use this stupid computers to do so, WHAT HAPPEN TO PENCIL AND PAPER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!


I added a little political humor if you don't mind, DONT DISH IT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT YOU SISSES (JOHN STEWART)

On a side note, do you like it when people refer to us as "greasemonkeys". Personaly when people say that to be I get 10 kinds of fierce and make my 12 inch boot a bonus appendage to their body. But some guys take that term with stride, and you gotta respect that, as long as it is american.

Thank you for your time, God Bless The US.

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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 10:01 AM       
You should stick to your Shipwreck character. He's occasionally funny.

If my guess is wrong and you aren't the same idiot that does that character, then "oops, my bad" you have NO redeeming qualities, please go away.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 11:29 AM       
How the hell could you confuse this guy with Shipwreck?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 12:07 PM       
Well they're both, jingoistic, full-immersion (to the point of suggested real life psychosis) characters who come around only 3 or 4 times a year.

One just pretends really hard to be a plastic toy from the 80s and the other some country singer I've never heard of.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 12:10 PM       
Shipwreck is funny. This character sucks.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 01:24 PM       
YOU'RE ALL BLOODY FAGGOTS
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 01:26 PM       
That's a pretty suspect accusation coming from a guy who claims he's from Lemmyland.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 01:29 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 02:30 PM       
Oh boy, ANOTHER one.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 03:52 PM       
Listen scumbags, I'm not a queer like Hal Sparks to remember the fucking 80's with you. I'm looking for some fine automobilin' refrences. Judgments on "character" may have kept Harriet Myers from the Supreme Court, but it's going to take alot more to scare away America's Favorite Entertainer®.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 03:57 PM       
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... but it's going to take alot more to scare away America's Favorite Entertainer®.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:07 PM       
Oh, OK, I just checked out the website in Blake's profile.

I didn't realize Blake Stamper wasn't actually some multi-platinum country musician like Garth Brooks or who the fuck ever.

This is an entirely different sort of character than Shipwreck - and I apologize to the mind behind the Shipwreck character for comparing him to a sack of shit who gets his thrills doing wacky imitations of regional/semi-pro musicians on internet message boards.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:33 PM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:56 PM       
A sack of shit grows crops, which goes America. Didn't think about that did you Chad? Stay in denial, I entertain millions, you entertain a handful of children who only heard the words "fresh air" in "Fresh Prince in Bel Air." God-Almighty.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:14 PM       
omg i luv dat show
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:14 PM       
You don't entertain shit, Esuohlim.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:16 PM       
i like terry gross better than will smith.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:20 PM       
And before you say "HA HA, I'M NOT MILHOUSE, I'M MRADVENTURE" or whatever, let me just add that you are all interchangeable peices of style-copy-circle-jerking shit.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:28 PM       
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interchangeable peices of style-copy-circle-jerking shit.
Isn't that what you fags call techno music
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Old Nov 22nd, 2005, 11:20 PM       
haha, i work on cars, and i like being called a Grease Monkey.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:33 AM       
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And before you say "HA HA, I'M NOT MILHOUSE, I'M MRADVENTURE" or whatever, let me just add that you are all interchangeable peices of style-copy-circle-jerking shit.
Mr. Adventure doesn't have internet anymore. So it's an ocassion when Mr. Adventure shows up
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:40 AM       
I don't suppose you care about my opinion ziggy, but as long as we're talking about who's not entertaining, you're one of the few people on this board I've never once found to be entertaining in any way.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:41 PM       
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Isn't that what you fags call techno music
YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT TECHNO MUSIC

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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:43 PM       
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Old Nov 23rd, 2005, 12:46 PM       
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