NEW MATERIAL BY ME IN SWINGMACHINE

[mburbank]

Hello, all;

I have an article in the new isue of Electric Big Bang Swing Machine.

http://www.swingmachine.org/issue16/index.html

Sure this is Spam, but hey, fuck you, okay?

[Pub Lover]

[FartinMowler]

should have said "Max your very funny"


said

[Pub Lover]

Max, you're very funny!

[Wiffles]

Wow! Pub Lover is a Kiwi! I just love Kiwis ^_^
G'day mate or something ^_^;

[FS]

SHOULD HAVE SAID:
Can you do me one small favor? When you die can you locate a psychic medium and let me know what it’s like in Hell? See, the wife and I have this longstanding argument, discussion, really, we use it to distract ourselves from the children’s cries of hunger. She thinks, listen, I think you’ll get a kick out of this, she thinks Hell is an actual lake of fire, but infinite, and the sinner feels exactly what it would be like to burn in it, but he never dies and his flesh is never consumed. I say the sinner is just forced to feel the awful things they’ve done to other people in their lives, you know, actually experience the emotions of the people they hurt and that this brute empathy would go on eternally. And maybe it’s me, but I think that would be worse than burning.

Was that one inspired by Ronnie?

SHOULD HAVE SAID:
You’re probably right. I mean in a robust economy like this, why offer an installment plan? I personally have so much money coming out of my ass right now, my pants keep bursting. No, seriously, I sit down to dinner and I bash my damn head on the ceiling before I get the first forkful in! Look! Look! Isn’t amazing how much money is just COMING OUT OF MY ASS?!?

SAID:
I’ll get my credit card.

It's funny because it's true.

I also love their site design.

[mburbank]

Actually yes, to the Ronnie question.

And yeah, their site design rocks. Unfortunately, they publish about once a year.