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glowbelly · #1

he promises to be back soon. he has computer problemos and has been busy playing fun house with his family for the past 2 1/2 months.

sspad? i told him that you had to cancel your plans to come out there. he was disappointed, but a little relieved because:

he's probably going to have to cancel his party because i can't go. not really. i mean, really, on the cancellation of the party, but not really because of me.

anywhoodledee, he misses those who he misses and they rest of you that he doesn't miss he doesn't miss and probably doesn't like.

oh! i got to hear nancy tell some guy to get the fuck out of their house last night. special.

Captain Robo · #2

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he promises to be back soon. he has computer problemos and has been busy playing fun house with his family for the past 2 1/2 months.

My name is George too

AChimp · #3

George's computer probably refuses to come here because of all the shit.

FS · #4

I hope he also soon gets/has gotten a certain piggy in the mail.

mburbank · #5

Georges computer problem stems from trying to type with his ass and you can damn well tell him I said so!

Unless his ass has developed some sort of opposable miniature cheek, in which case I apologize.

glowbelly · #6

george's ass is so big, that if he sat on his computer keyboard repeatedly, he would do that shakespeare monkey trick.

i'm the worst at trying to figure out what i want to say.

Anonymous · #7

wtf!!!! I've eben looking forward to this party for months!! he can't do this now

mburbank · #8

You did just fine, glow. His ass, approaching near infinite size, if applied to an infinitly long keyboard, will of logical neccesity at some point type the complete works of Shakespeare.

Just don't hold your breath. Or perhaps, since it is ass typing we're dicussing, you should.