The Username Thread

[Schimid]

How'd you get your username?

[Sam]

Somebody already had Schimid, so I picked one at random.

[Esuohlim]

BORING STORY. DON'T READ IT: I used to be known across Internet Land as Max McGee around two and a half years ago (OMG THAT'S MY REAL NAME GUYS LOL NO SERIOUSLY ), and I had a really shitty website. My current website is rainbows and sunshine and hot chicks that poo real gold nuggets compared to my old one. I used to have a picture of Milhouse on the index page. I dumped that alias and soon I wanted to be known as Milhouse across the Internet (SINCE I'M GEEKY AND I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF HIM ), but since that wasn't original enough, I reversed the name and pronounced it Ess-oo-lim. I made a new website (which is basically improved stuff from my old site, plus more).

AND HERE I AM, OL' MILHOUSE BACKWARDS OR JUST PLAIN MILHOUSE.

I'll never reveal my real name.

[Sam]

YOU MEAN MAX MCGEE WAS A LIE???

[Anonymous]

THIS THREAD GETS BETTER EVERY TIME IT'S MADE

[Nerd]

When I decided to join this forum, I needed a plain, hilarious, non-serious name. Since I'm a nerd I decided...nerd. It's that simple.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.geocities.com/max_mcgee

[harrysnotter1]

I don't really know?

[Schimid]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GUYS-ES USERNAMES.

Except Esu. I'm waiting for Rongi too.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by harrysnotter1

I don't really know?

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE YOU GOT YOURS

[Les Waste]

[CaptainBubba]

The name "Bubba" is relevant because I like saying "Bubba Juice" in a loud wierd voice.

I don't know why I decided on "Captain" Bubba. If I ever made a new name itd be Bubba or BubbaJuice.

This thread is begging to be a mega gay-up. :/

edit: The gorilla does do wonders for this thread.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I was trying to think up a name cause my old one on EZ board sucked, but I wanted Captain in it. I always eat in front of the computer, and the cereal was Cap'n Crunch.

[Les Waste]

what was your name on the ezboard?

And no thread with the gorilla bat can be a gay-up

[Rongi]

My dumb friend Kyle just kept saying Rongi in a really weird voice all day.

Thus, Rongi was born .

Rongi was also a name I gave to some paper cartoon I drew when I was bored.

Fun fact: Rongi is also an anagram for groin

[Cap'n Crunch]

I forget, it was really fucking retarded, but it had Captain in it. I only posted about 10 times, and I joined before the pickle hat mini-mock.

[Schimid]

I thought Rongi was supposed to be a shot at yourself.

Rongi backwards is Ignor, like ignoramus. I think too much.

[HickMan]

People always call me a hick, so I guess it just stuck with me. :/

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Schimid

I thought Rongi was supposed to be a shot at yourself.

It kinda is

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

I joined before the pickle hat mini-mock.

So techniqually, you're kinda like a veteran

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Schimid

Rongi backwards is Ignor, like ignoramus. I think too much.

I remember mentioning this before and me and Rongi got into a war about palindromes.

I remember when everyone called Schimid "Schmid". I knew how you felt because I still get some fuckers (FartinMowler) that call me "Eusolism".

[Cap'n Crunch]

Whatever, Eusolism.

[Esuohlim]

Watch it, Crunch. Technically, I've been around the boards longer than you and have seniority over you, since I discovered both the site and the boards around when the First Choose Your Own Adventure Minimock came out. Fool.

I lurked all the time and never registered though, but posted about 10 times as an unregistered bastard. Boy is my face red.

LOL. SOMEONE WROTE A REVIEW OF STAND BY ME, AND SINCE I REVIEWED THIS MOVIE FIRST, THE IDIOT CREDITED ME AS THE WRITE OF THE MOVIE. LOL LOL.

[Immortal Goat]

I was at school and I saw some guy on the internet translating the phrase "I am a goat, I can never die!" into German, and I thought, "Boy, that is pretty funny."

[Professor Cool]

It's a long story but I'll shorten it up as much as I can.


It's 11 years ago in my senior year of High School, me and my friends wanted to leave some kind of impression on the school. We all played some sort of instrument, I played guitar along with another one of my friends, while others played drums, sax, violin (token asaian guy), and a harmonica. We put these instruments together and form this inane rock/jazz/blues band. All else we needed was a keyboardist. We couldn't find one, so aside from the guitar I played keyboard (and poorly). We called ourselves The Professors of Cool, we practiced all we could until we heard about The Battle of the Bands at our school. We put all out money together to get it. On that night we found out many came but only 3 bands were there: a metal band, a punk band, and us. We played our set last, it's was a funked up version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" (Do not ask) and we played the Super Mario Theme. We beat the other two senseless. And for like 3 weeks we were famous. Then grunge came along and everyone forgot about us and we disbanded. I swear to this date, our music makes Evenflow sound like a tampon commercial jingle.

Fin