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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 07:19 AM        I had a dream about Protoclown last night.
No monkeybusiness, the two of us were making a clock out of cloth or something. And Proto was a rad knitter.

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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 07:51 AM       
*insert mandatory 'Freud says you want to have sex with your mother' joke here*


But seriously, I have no idea what the hell that could mean. That's some funky shit man, funky. :/
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 08:56 AM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 09:34 AM       
Making/winding clock: Happy love affair in the offing.

Cloth: depends on the kind of cloth;cotton indiates a need to guard against the loss of reputaion through indecent behaviour.

Knitting: Fancy knitting predicts the renewal of an old friendship.

Clown: You will be agitated by the missinterpritation of some of your thought and actions by people.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:06 AM       
I have news for you, THAT WASN'T A DREAM!
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 10:14 AM       
OMG I HVAE A NITTED AROW IN MY POKCET! WASIT REEL?
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 12:27 PM       
Wow, I seem to appear in a lot of people's dreams. But never have I done something so awesome as knitting a clock.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
Knit THIS clock, bastard! Knit this clock right HERE!
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
Dream COCKS, more like!!!
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
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So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.
I know! I woke up and was all like OMG a Protoclown dream without gayness! Small step for a man, giant leap for mankind.
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Old Dec 8th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
Proto dies in a lot of my dreams. Mostly because I kill him :/
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 12:43 AM       
i had this dream proto and i were smoking a joint sitting on hay in this moving train car. and i'm not telling the rest.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:11 AM       
IT WAS A DREAM...OF THE FUTURE
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
IF SO, WATCH OUT FOR THAT RAKE UNLESS YOU WANT A SERIOUS CONCUSSION FOLLOWED BY A BOUT OF AMNESIA DURING WHICH YOU LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND DRAG A TWELVE-FOOT WOODEN CROSS TO THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE YOU CALL A 300-POUND, BEARDED BLACK WOMAN "MAMA."
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:46 AM       
OH BUT DIDN'T YOU KNOW I AM INTO THAT SORT OF THING
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
i should've known, you fucking freak. :P
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
I had a dream with Ozzy Osbourne in it last night...and then this morning I found out he was in an ATV crash....:-\ okay nobody cares so I'm shutting up
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM       
What if Martin Luther King Jr. started his "I have a dream" speech with "I had the wierdest dream last night" instead of saying "I have a dream."
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:06 PM       
MERRY F***ING X-MAS
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
I take it you've heard the South Park song of that same title?
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
I have scary clown dreams all the time. Thank you, Stephen King!!
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:17 PM       
I had a dream that I went to school with Doopa and her dad was Rog and he owned the school. I asked her if she asked her dad to buy her 30 textbooks, could he? I don't think she answered me
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
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WHAT"S THAT??? A SONG YOU SAY??? A SONG CALLED MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS??? WHAT MANNER OF INSANITY IS THIS?
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
Yeah! It's a great song, I think it's hilarious Should I post the lyrics to it?
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