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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 05:56 PM        I got a jobby.


Starting in January, I get to work full time at a software company, and I will be paid $18/hour.

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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Start making goals of purchasing products you don't need. Obsess over them until you can afford them, and then feel unfulfilled and empty when they are finally yours. Repeat the vicious cycle. When that gets too repetitive buy a house and put up a white picket fence. It will distract you from waiting to die.
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
Actually, I was thinking of finding a girl to blow it all on.
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
Would that girl's name happen to be "I-Mockery's Zombie Movie Fundraiser" by any chance?
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
Whats the point og spending money on a girl if you're the one doing the blowing.
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 09:52 PM        Re: I got a jobby.
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Starting in January, I get to work full time at a software company, and I will be paid $18/hour.
Tell them you've thought it over and that you're worth $19/hour or they can go to hell without an air-conditioner!

Luv, Suzy!!
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 10:09 PM       
See, I thought of doing something like that, but since they didn't rank me #1 (I was their second, or third round draft pick ) I wasn't in a position to demand a signing bonus.
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 11:31 PM       
You're such a fucking liar. What software companies do we have in this city? None. Thats how many.

You sir are a fraud.
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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 01:52 AM       
www.Gator.com hired him. They need someone to piss people off more then they usually do.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 07:18 AM       
I used to work for a software company.
I got sacked after 2 days cos I lied on my CV.
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
I thought that this was a thread about whores! ... or IS it?
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
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Whats the point og spending money on a girl if you're the one doing the blowing.
That's not necessarily true.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 10:11 PM       
I work part time at the county library putting books on the shelves. Oh yeah...7.25 an hour, AMERICAN!

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