Backdoor Boys & their clones suck

[trashmanal]

Yeah, you heard me. Your little backdoor pussy boys are not only a bunch of whiny, sniveling, wanna be rock stars, they also have no talent. Not a damn one of them can play an instrument, and they can't dance for shit, either ... I mean seriously, if someone dance like that in a CLUB, they'd be laughed back onto the street.

The Backstreet Boys (just in case you're conused who I'm talking about) are only around to rob the purses of 14 year old girls for the record executives. If you're male and/or over 14 years old, you should be ashamed if you listen to them or any of their clones. And if you're going to a concert, you're either there 'cause you're a pussy, or you're sick ass is looking for 14 year old and under pussy.

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it, bitch!

[Emu]

omg if the multitudes of fans on this board that like the baxkstreet boys found you they would tear your dick off and suck it

[Perndog]

This guy is dead. No one bashes the Boys when I'm around.

[trashmanal]

Sucking it's the only thing they know how to do, Emu.

As for the rest... bring it, bitches!

And try picking a band with talent next time.

[Esuohlim]

IT'S ALRIGHT YOU WON ALREADY GOOD JOB

[Schimid]

I AM A HARDCORE BADASS

[Big Papa Goat]

I wish trashanal was my character.

[Bennett]

man nick is so talented it runs through his genes... his talented all the way down to the bone-marrow of his existence. That's right, it's genetic, haven't you ever seen the video for "how I beat Shaq"?

and somebody else in the band is related to somebody, like their cousin or something. They so talented and trashmyanal, there's nothing you can do about because it's genetic. You will never be as good as the Backstreet.

[trashmanal]

If he's so talented, how come all they can put out is crap? And give me a little digital pitch correction and I could sound pretty damn good, too...

I still can't believe grown men listen to these guys...

[Schimid]

YEAH!

[Perndog]

@ Schimid
Stylesheets???

[Schimid]

I HATE BACKSTREET BOYS THEY ARE SO GAY I AM SO HETEROSEXUAL

BTW HERES A POEM I WROTE

BTW YOU CAN FINDA LL OF MY POETRY AT http://www.alankarna.com/poetry/

She awakes in the morning,
After a night of crying herself to sleep,
Gets up, puts Her clothes on, and stumbles to school
When She gets there, the voices ring throughout the hall.
The laughs, the jeers, the profanities
They echo over and over inside Her head,
Fingers jab her and burrow into her mind,
As they point in Her direction.
She sits in Her seat, sits through the day, to herself, determined.
Poked and prodded, pelted with unfriendly, seering objects.

When the bell rings,
She goes to town and enters the kitchen
She puts on her apron,
And dishes out the food.
Working tirelessly for those who cannot feed themselves.
They all peer into her face, gazing
They see She's almost in tears
Everyone knows.
Everyone in that room except Her,
Can see just how Beautiful She is

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by trashmanal

If he's so talented, how come all they can put out is crap? And give me a little digital pitch correction and I could sound pretty damn good, too...

I still can't believe grown men listen to these guys...

I still can't believe how clueless these newbies are. Even I could've seen the sarcasm, and I'm infamous for not being able to detect it.

So what brought you here, Trashy? Are you at all interested in this site or are you just on a Jihad to save the world from manufactured pop singers?

[BAPE]

dont bother to fight anymore trashmanal Esuohlim he runs this place said that you have already won this mock war but i would bet to say that you have won this battle but the war is far from over my friend listen i will give you some friendly advice i think you have a bright future around here stick with me and you will go far hey JeanetteX how are you doing i know exactly what youre saying just look at these newbies i think it is time to clean house and show them what time it is time for good mocking tonight so what else is new[/quote]

[MK IV]

Hey Bape, I got you a christmas present...

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Its a box of fullstops and comma's !

[Matt Harty]

I HATE THE BACKALLEY GUYS TOO, WHOS GONNA FIGHT WITH ME BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYONE CARES!

COMON

ANYBODY?

OK

[trashmanal]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

I still can't believe how clueless these newbies are. Even I could've seen the sarcasm, and I'm infamous for not being able to detect it.

So what brought you here, Trashy? Are you at all interested in this site or are you just on a Jihad to save the world from manufactured pop singers?

I love iMockery.com, and I spotted Domo-Kun on sidetalkin.com and registered here in the forum so I could and post on it-in the General Blabber section. Then Cap'n Crunch came in and posted the same dorky picture over and over and annoyed me, and I noticed his avatar was of the Backstreet boys... so I started talkin' shit. Then I noticed there was a specific forum for talkin' shit in here, so I went to it. *L* I don't think cap'n has even seen this thread. But it's been fun ;-)

[trashmanal]

Originally Posted by BAPE

dont bother to fight anymore trashmanal Esuohlim he runs this place said that you have already won this mock war but i would bet to say that you have won this battle but the war is far from over my friend listen i will give you some friendly advice i think you have a bright future around here stick with me and you will go far hey JeanetteX how are you doing i know exactly what youre saying just look at these newbies i think it is time to clean house and show them what time it is time for good mocking tonight so what else is new

I would've stopped, but other people decided to keep posting after that. *L* And I couldn't just stand by and let people talk :-P Besides, I was havin' fun... I thought that's what this forum was about, havin' fun mocking...

[trashmanal]

Originally Posted by Schimid

I HATE BACKSTREET BOYS THEY ARE SO GAY I AM SO HETEROSEXUAL

BTW HERES A POEM I WROTE

TECHNICALLY, I could now force i-mockery.com to remove that post from the forum, as that's copyrighted material and I didn't give you permission to post it here. But seeing as I'm not an asshole like those RIAA people, I'll let you live :-P Seriously, I wouldn't do anything like that unless someone went out of their way to really piss me off... or made money off it...

And what's gay about that poem? I said how beautiful SHE is, not HE. :-P

You might want to show your feminine side, you might get laid more often :-P

And I'm just sick of BSB and all their clones. I hate their music and am sick of hearing it EVERYWHERE. I think they took the easy way and sold out right away, and if I ruffle a few feathers in my protest, oh well... that's what this forum is about, after all :-P

Now I hope this is my last post in this topic :/

[camacazio]

I really can't say that I've ever met anyone quite as stupid as you.

[Perndog]

I really can't say that I've ever agreed with camacazio more than right now.

[Schimid]

Originally Posted by trashmanal

You might want to show your feminine side, you might get laid more often :-P

I PLAY DANCE GAMES

I LISTEN TO TRANCE

[executioneer]

-willie