HELP NEED ADVCIE

[PILLOWFIGHT]

I LKNWO ALOT OFD YOU ARE EXPERICEN (IM NOT SAYING ANYONE BUT I THINK YOU ALL KNOW *WHO* I MEAN) I NEED ADVICE FOR MY FUTURE HUSBAND :

AT MY SCHOOL WE GET LIBRARY BOOKS SOMETIEMS BECUASE THEY ARE DELIVERED BY THE COURIER TO THE LIBRARY ON MONDAYS TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS @ 12 I MOSTLY GO FROM LUNCH TO THE LIBRARY AT THAT TIME SO I CAN SEE HIM!! I INLY SEE HIM *SOME* TIMES BEUCASE YOU NEVBER KNOW BECUASE HAS HAAS THE BOOKS (I DONT KNOW SHUT UP).

ONCE I WAS WALKING AROUND UPSATIRS AND I SAW HIM SO I HAD TO RUN OVER AND WALK BEHIND HIM QUIELTY AND I FOLLOWED HIMS DOWN THE THREE FLIGHTS TO THE LOBBY AND HE HELD THE DOOR FRO ME *SWOON* I DONT CARE I THINK HES OLD HE WEARS HATS SOMETIEMS

PS HES THE ONLY BOY ALLOWED IN MY SCHOOL SHUT UP I NEED ADIVE *HELP*!!THNSK IN ADVANCE

[Emu]

Run up to him next time you see him and grab his crotch as hard as you can and pull. Men love that.

[Big McLargehuge]

you should tell him you like to sleep with girsl cause that is hawt

[ScruU2wice]

I DONT CARE I THINK HES OLD HE WEARS HATS SOMETIEMS

[Snatchtastic]

i LIKE THE BUNNY!

[MisSFiT]

yuo sohlud hvea sxe whit mhi.
koya?

[PILLOWFIGHT]

GUSY THATS NOT HELPFUL *AT ALL*!!

IM GOING TO START ORDEREING MORE BOOKS SO HE CAMN DELIVER MORE OKAY!!

[MrAdventure]

ask him what kinds of books he likes :-) if he gets all mad because it's "only my job it doesnt mean i like books!!!!!" tehn well say "me netihr" i mean it's for love yeah you have to lie to get to love :-D

[noob3]

Be like, "Yo, book guy!"

He'll turn around, he might ask "Yes?" or "What?"

This is when you do that girly bow curtsey thing or however it's spelled, ask him if he likes smoothies

he might say yes or ask why a beautiful young lady such as yourself is doing talking to such a wretch

keep up the chatter ask if he wants a jamba juice

he'll finally break down because all men just want thier cock up a vagina you might have to buy him the jamba juice but he'll fuck you in his van

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by MisSFiT

yuo sohlud hvea sxe whit mhi.
koya?

[MisSFiT]

What?

She should be able to read that since that is what her post looked like.

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like

[Captain Robo]

IF HIS NAME RHYMES WITH SOMETHING LIKE "SEXY" OR "LOVE MUFFIN" THEN YOU CAN CALL HIM THAT :D

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like

Hey thanks!!!

[PILLOWFIGHT]

MISSSFITS I DIDNT SAY QUOTES WERE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE BANNED

[Jason]

Originally Posted by Noob3

Be like, "Yo, book guy!"

He'll turn around, he might ask "Yes?" or "What?"

This is when you do that girly bow curtsey thing or however it's spelled, ask him if he likes smoothies

he might say yes or ask why a beautiful young lady such as yourself is doing talking to such a wretch

keep up the chatter ask if he wants a jamba juice

he'll finally break down because all men just want thier cock up a vagina you might have to buy him the jamba juice but he'll fuck you in his van

TAKE ADVICE FROM THIS GUY, HE IS GOOD.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

SMOOTHIE KING!!!!!!

[MisSFiT]

Originally Posted by PILLOWFIGHT

MISSSFITS I DIDNT SAY QUOTES WERE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD YOU'RE BANNED

UH OH I JST QUTOED YO, NOW WAT R U GOIN TA DP???///????///??

[Studio8]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

YOU should be able to read that because THATS what YOUR post looked like

This is what your post looked like. Seriously.

[liquidstatik]

PILLOWFIGHT: Stop lieking him and start lieking me. ;(

[PILLOWFIGHT]

updtaes: i never see the courier anymore i dont knwo where he is!!!!!1

liquidstalk: uuhhhhf

[MisSFiT]

Learn how to spell you fucking moron.

[Big McLargehuge]

The is a thread where you help pillowfight, jerkface.

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by PILLOWFIGHT

liquidstalk: uuhhhhf

[PILLOWFIGHT]

Originally Posted by MisSFiT

Learn how to spell you fucking moron.

SHUT UP BITCHJ