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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 01:34 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "JACK FROST - PART 1" by -RoG-
I've been waiting to do a feature on this flick ever since it came out, so what better time to do it than during the winter holiday season? It's a real in-depth look at what is easily one of my favorite horror-comedy flicks ever. A truly underrated flick in my book for many reasons as you will soon see. I spent a shitload of time getting this one done (these kind of big features are really hard to get done right now cuz I'm working full-time and taking classes) ... so I hope you guys like it.


NEW MINIMOCK: "JACK FROST - PART 1" by -RoG-
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AND expect my in-depth look at Jack Frost 2 to be up on the site in the next few days along with a bonus surprise at the end of it! :o

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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
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That's all I've got to say about the movie
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 03:43 AM       
snowman porn. i knew it was out there, i just didn't know where...



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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 06:10 AM       
THE CARROT IS MISSING FROM HIS NOSE!!!
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 09:11 AM       
HEY KIDS! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
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That's all I've got to say about the movie
Rog, you need to loosen up on that avatar size restriction.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 11:21 AM       
Anti-freeze in his dad's food. How thoughtful...
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
That kid was like Mr. Wizard on crack.

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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
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http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Jack-Frost/part1/25.gif
That's all I've got to say about the movie
Rog, you need to loosen up on that avatar size restriction.
Haha, yeah, as much as I'd like to see that as someone's avatar, a 408k file that's 400x217 goes beyond "loosening up on that avatar size restriction." That would be more like "raping the avatar size restriction with a fire hydrant."
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
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Anti-freeze in his dad's food. How thoughtful...
He didn't want him to get cold.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
i think the same thing that happens with the sled happens in another one of their movies (the pumpkin one, maybe?) with a skateboard.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
Can't wait for Jack Frost 2 to be reviewed. And I remember seeing X-Entertainment's take on the movie (and they skip parts, as expected). And here is this little bit from the ending that RoG didn't cover but X-E did that I find amusing:
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As a footnote, Sam's dumb little kid holds up Jack's discarded arm and asks what he should do with it. Hmmm. Murderous mystical arm. I think you should hold it as close to your throat as you can, kid. Sure enough, the arm starts choking him, prompting Sam to dump his kid into the pool of antifreeze. What a dad!
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
I love jack's ice sickle teeth of doom! In fact last time it snowed down here I made a snowman with teeth like that. I wish I had the photos .
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
i think that should be everyones avatar until christmas
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 10:00 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 02:42 AM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 02:45 AM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
Well, anybody who is going to use that image as an avatar/sig should at least host it on their own server so you don't have to deal with it. Thanks for making the pic though.
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Old Dec 12th, 2003, 09:23 PM       
i have unlimited transfer :o (i think anyways)

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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
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