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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 09:29 PM        Jeanette gets a nasty surprise
I work at a drugstore with 1 hour phot finishing. My coworker tells me to go put some pictures which have just come out of the machine into the envelope.
As I pick them up, I see something that made me want to rip my eyes out and throw them as far away from me as possible.
A picture of a disgusting looking woman, in a filthy nightgown, legs spread, on a couch, two fingers spreading open her vile nether regions!!!
Then some creepy older man comes and gets the pictures, and tries to chat with me as I ring them up. I could not to look him in the eye.
Why can't these people just use Polaroids?!?!
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 09:35 PM       
I could make a joke about it, but I can't of one right now

So I'll say it seriously. I think Polaroid went out of business. I could be wrong, but it's a pretty persistent rumor, and it's not like I've been hunting down Polaroid products myself.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
Ugh that is just disgusting.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:49 PM       
Yeah I feel your pain, I used to work in McDonalds, SOme things I saw as a JAnitor almost caused me to scream "Damnit Man, shut the stall door, I don't want to see your wrinkly old diapered ass"
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:52 PM       
Good approach for making a name. Typing in random letters always works.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
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Good approach for making a name. Typing in random letters always works.
Actually it's an acronym I got in high school from my toked up buddy. It's short for Hope Diamond of Fuck Uppedness, and now let the name calling and jokes ensue
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 12:05 AM       
I work at wolf camera, I know what you mean. Its best to think of the better things in life. Just immediatly think of something else. And its never anyone hot, naked, either. Its always eye gore.


(spews vomit at past memories)
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
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I work at wolf camera, I know what you mean. Its best to think of the better things in life. Just immediatly think of something else. And its never anyone hot, naked, either. Its always eye gore.


(spews vomit at past memories)
I'm just happy I rarely work photo. I like standing at the register and straightening up the check-out candy much better.
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 12:20 AM       
I like sellin stuff better, but I'm the youngest kat there, and they put me at processing for the most part, it blows. It's so god damned boring.
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
No, Polaroid did not go out of business. Just ask Davin.
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
my friend found pics of his stepmom on disks, and he looked at them by mistake with me and a few other guys there. I cannot look her or his dad in the face anymore :/
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 04:07 PM       
Mm, I've heard the rumor that Polaroid is dead, but I have incriminating evidence to the contrary.

And so does she...
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 04:51 PM        ...
You're a lesbian?
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
ZING!!!
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Old Mar 30th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
I use to work at a photo place, this amatuer porn guy came very week in a hood, his pictures were.... :/
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 01:46 AM       
Well, now I know of all the future job prospects I could consider, a career in photo development is not in the cards.....


....but then, as a tattoo artist, I occasionally see worse... in person
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 12:43 PM       
This isn't another one of those menstruation posts is it? :/
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 02:00 PM       
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This isn't another one of those menstruation posts is it? :/
No. Nobody even mentioned it.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 02:02 PM       
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No. Nobody even mentioned it.
Just a bad joke playing off the thread title. Carry on. Nothing to see here folks.
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