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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 03:03 AM        NEW SHORT: "STUPID TOYS: PART 4!"
Here's another batch o' stupid toys that I've been meaning to cover for a while including some Transformers and an infamous He-Man character that I'm sure you've all seen. As always, if you have more stupid toy suggestions, email them to me and I might include them in future updates!


NEW SHORT: "STUPID TOYS: PART 4!"
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 05:54 AM       
The stripper pole has to be a gag gift. Like something SNL would have a sketch about.

If it's really aimed for children that's just awful.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 06:40 AM       
The stripper pole was the funniest part of the article. It can't be a real toy, like the person above me said it has to be a joke otherwise it's the most disturbing toy ever created.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 07:30 AM       
If that stripper pole is actually real, I'll bet somebody went to jail over that thing. Fucking hilarious though...
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 11:54 AM       
Believe me, if it was a joke, I wouldn't have written about it. Here's an article on it:
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/...t_2007/99.html

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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 02:49 PM       
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After complaints from parent groups, Tesco decides to keep selling the item as a "fitness accessory" but agrees to remove the listing from the toy section.
This goes in the "Abercrombie and Fitch Thongs for Three Year Olds" category of dumbassery.
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Old Mar 5th, 2007, 06:49 PM       
Wow, just wow.

I need to buy one, just to say I own it. But what kind of (LEGAL) conversation can include the words, "Children's stripper pole."?
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 04:27 AM       
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This goes in the "Abercrombie and Fitch Thongs for Three Year Olds" category of dumbassery.
Please tell me those never really existed.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 08:50 AM       
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Believe me, if it was a joke, I wouldn't have written about it. Here's an article on it:
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/...t_2007/99.html

Glad you guys liked the latest installment!
Did anybody else notice that if you click the link and choose "Next" on top of the page, there will be stuff about tattoo maker for kids?
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 06:56 PM       
it was really funny, although the stripper pole is an example of how bratz is turning little girls into future tramps
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 10:14 PM       
While you guys are talking about the stripper pole, I'm more worried about the Airzooka. What if terrorists get that kind of technology? With that weapon they'll be annoying every cubicle inhabitant this side of the Mississippi!
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