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MY PENIS IS 7" LONG 5 16.13%
MY PENIS IS 99' LONG 2 6.45%
I HAVE A SIX INCH TONGUE AND CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY EARS 3 9.68%
I OWN A PHONEBOOK 12 38.71%
Penis, eh? Well I have to say that is the cleverest thing I've heard all week! 2 6.45%
Polls suck. LIKE A PRO LAWL 7 22.58%
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 07:48 PM        HEY GUYS
did u ever have secks with sum1 u met online??? if so what did it taste liek??/



I'm a tad scared this guy I know online might come to meet me. And he won't just be coming for my amazing conversational skills.

And for no reason whatsoever, a poll. *shrug*
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 08:42 PM       
Remember when I said I liked you? I take that back.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 08:46 PM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
Hey Maggie, how long have you known this guy?

I've met a few guys from message forums but never had sex with any of them. It just never started off that way, in a romantic sense but we are all good buddies nonetheless.

Are you meeting up with him to do this?
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
i'll be waiting for factoids about your body floating in some river on Fox news. GOOD LUCK
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
He's not meeting me and I have no plans to have sex with him IRL. But...

Man, he talks about how he'd like to meet me, how he might come and visit some day, and how he feels like I'm the one... and it's just... very bleh. Very very bleh. I think I've known him a little less than a year.

Really I'm a bit concerned I might trick him into having sex with me, if we happened to meet. I know I'd probably never do that so casually, but ya never know...

Me: So, wanna have sex?
Him: Sure. AW DAMMIT YOU TRICKED ME!

Atleast that's how my mom got my dad.

Maybe I'm just worrying too much? "OMG O/L RELATIONSHIP WE'LL HAVE TEH SECKS AND ILL BE PREGNANT OMG"


-edit-Why is no one answering the poll?
-editedit- Yeah, I'm definately over-thinking it.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
I think nobody is answering the poll because they don't have a cock that falls in the range of 7" and 99' and they can't breathe through their ears.

That's my guess. I could be wrong.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:39 PM       
Added a new option, then.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
Ah yes. That's better. Those two last options burst open the gates of indifference.

They ought to be queing up and answering the poll at this very moment.

You'l be geting the results soon.
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 11:41 PM       
polls suck.
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 01:01 AM       
One added for you
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
polls suck.
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 12:20 PM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
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Old Mar 7th, 2004, 06:26 PM       
Well, look to the bright side, Maggie; you DID get some responses.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:27 PM        .
So all in all, what is this thread about, anyway ? Maggie having forgotten to take her xanax ?
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
A poll about poles!
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
just suck the guy off and be done with it
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 05:05 PM       
That's your answer for everything.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
I have a 7' penis.

And yes, it's normal.

I assume.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 08:34 PM       
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I have a 7' penis.
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Old Mar 8th, 2004, 10:20 PM       
And I can stick it in the babysitter from across the street, while the neighborhood girls jump rope with it.

I am quite the ambidextrous individual.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
you bring a whole new meaning to Double Dutch, skullhed
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:47 PM       
LIEK, STFU KTHX!!!!11!LOO
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:29 PM       
so anyways...
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