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Big McLargehuge · #1

Lucky Strike no filters, or Camel Turkish Royals

da blob · #2

hahahahahahaha - seriously.
remind me why you smoke ?

Big McLargehuge · #3

to look cool

da blob · #4

and to stink.

Big McLargehuge · #5

to stink of cool

FartinMowler · #6

I'm on day three of quiting again

I get chest pains so I figure it's time to give it up

I'm really moody so fuck you and I hope you fucking choke on your fuckng ciggaretsa sn fucking die

Big McLargehuge · #7

too bad, there is nothing better than cigarettes. Nothing.

FartinMowler · #8

Oh, well there's alway's sex and alchohol to make me think about having a cigarrete

but I will use chocolate and food to fill that gap.

Big McLargehuge · #9

OR YOU CAN JUST SMOKE YOU PUSSY

liquidstatik · #10

YEAH NOT HAVING CANCER IS FOR PUSSYS

da blob · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

but I will use chocolate and food to fill that gap.

and bum secks.

Big McLargehuge · #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

YEAH NOT HAVING CANCER IS FOR PUSSYS

see, he gets it

Esuohlim · #13

I'VE NEVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE BUT IF I DID I'D PROBABLY DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY ABSURD LIKE START COUGHING OR GRIMACE AS THE THICK TAR HITS THE BACK OF MY THROAT

nothing4buddha · #14

smoking makes me burp like crazy X-(

Sethomas · #15

I smoke the pipe and the hookah. Cigarettes are so mainstream.

Big McLargehuge · #16

Not filterless lucky strikes.

FartinMowler · #17

I had one ultra light today

It tasted horrible and reminded me why I quit

Big McLargehuge · #18

you smoke ultra-lights? no wonder you wanna quit.

FartinMowler · #19

Cigarettes are really expensive here now. $8 for a pack of 20...It's really a mind fuck trying to quit. I only smoked a few a day but for a few years so I will quit for months and then see someone smoking and think, Ya I wouldn't mind a smoke. I think the think I dislike about smoking is the horrible breath in the morning and coughing up balls of flem. If I go to a party and smoke 8 or more the next morning my throat is sore and I have a ripping headache and I wonder why the fuck did I do that? I have to quit for my sanity.

Big McLargehuge · #20

i smoke like 13 or 14 a night and feel fine the next morning. :/

i have not lost any of my lung capacity and i don't ever have coughing fits. I have lungs of steel

FartinMowler · #21

I think I'm lucky that my body tell's me that something is wrong and I have time to reverse teh effects :/ maybe yours won't.

Big McLargehuge · #22

OR MAYBE MY BODY IS UNPHASED BY CIGARETTES

FartinMowler · #23

Maybe you will be at your little nieces birthday party and grab your chest and fall into the pool and cough up blood into the pool in front of a fifty people :/

Big McLargehuge · #24

or maybe i will sit and enjoy the smooth, rich, calming taste of fine ciggarettes. And look like a badass sitting there in my leather jacket, smoking a ciggie. Not to mention all the women who instantly want to fuck my because of my undeniable smokers charm.