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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 02:45 AM        KING OF MOCKERY
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Schimid

Fighting Style - Professional Wrestling
Birthdate - Sept. 3
Nationality - American
Blood Type - B+
Height - 5'9"
Weight - 149 lbs.
Hobbies - Music, Video Games
Favorite Food - Popcorn
Favorite Sport - Dodgeball
Prized Things - iPod, Lucky Brown Coat
Dislikes - Spicy Food, Weakness



Retro Kat

Fighting Style - Thumb Wrestling
Birthdate - Feb. 28
Nationality - GERMANICANESE
Blood Type - Jolt Cola
Height - 5'11"
Weight - 102 lbs.
Hobbies - Surfing, Collecting Rag Dolls
Favorite Food - Right Eye
Favorite Sport - Competitive Caps Locking
Prized Things - Shell Necklace, Right Arm
Dislikes - SECKS (J/K GUYS)



Drew Katsikas

Fighting Style - Playingum Possumo
Birthdate - The Coldest Day Ever
Nationality - Minneapolis
Blood Type - Tears
Height - 4'2"
Weight - 242 lbs.
Hobbies - Being sad
Favorite Food - Onions
Favorite Sport - Competitive Crying
Prized Things - Bottom Lip, Halo
Dislikes - Kittens



SMN

Fighting Style - Faggotry
Birthdate - Easter
Nationality - French
Blood Type - Semen
Height - 7'5"
Weight - 23 lbs.
Hobbies - Impersonating Jack Skellington
Favorite Food - Green Tea, Strudel
Favorite Sport - DDR ('cause Chojin likes it ^_^)
Prized Things - His Friends At I-Mockery
Dislikes - Fat Thighs, Body Hair



Comrade Rocket

Fighting Style - Lens Flare
Birthdate - June 15th, 1945
Nationality - WEST COAST
Blood Type - BABABY
Height - 6'0"
Weight - 164 lbs.
Hobbies - Driving, Glasses
Favorite Food - Glasses
Favorite Sport - Seeing Competitions
Prized Things - Glasses
Dislikes - Contacts

THE BOSSES



Ninjavenom

Fighting Style - LIGHTNING NINJA
Birthdate - YEAR OF DRAGON
Nationality - TOKYO
Blood Type - POISON
Height - 4'1"
Weight - 90 lbs.
Hobbies - SHRUIKENS AND DEATH
Favorite Food - IMMORTAL SOUL
Favorite Sport - JUMPING
Prized Things - MASK
Dislikes - BANGS



Helm

Fighting Style - Making You Cry
Birthdate - December 12
Nationality - Norway
Blood Type - Ice Water
Height - 6'10"
Weight - 54 lbs.
Hobbies - ROBOTS
Favorite Food - Thumbs, Human Hearts
Favorite Sport - Beating You Up
Prized Things - Hair, Backwards Shirt
Dislikes - YOU



Chojin

Fighting Style - DDR-Inspired Capoeira
Birthdate - Christmas
Nationality - Malaysian
Blood Type - O2
Height - 6'2"
Weight - 210 lbs.
Hobbies - DDR, Making Pizza
Favorite Food - Sushi
Favorite Sport - Croquet
Prized Things - AAA on Silent Hill
Dislikes - SMN, Dr. Flowershirt, Being "geng"



RoG

Fighting Style - Sindrel From Mortal Kombat
Birthdate - Feb. 2
Nationality - Retroville
Blood Type - Hair Gel
Height - 7'0"
Weight - 241 lbs.
Hobbies - Cookies, Action Figures
Favorite Food - Peeps
Favorite Sport - Extreme Forts
Prized Things - Wife
Dislikes - ArrowX
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 03:01 AM       
HERE COMES A NEW OPPONENT!!!



Sethomas

Fighting Style - Debating
Birthdate - August 7th
Nationality - Polish
Blood Type - A
Height - 6'4"
Weight - 221 lbs.
Hobbies - Smoking, Selling Used Cars
Favorite Food - Cigar Smoke
Favorite Sport - Debating
Prized Things - Bow Tie, Curling Iron
Dislikes - Ignorance, Misplacing Hair Spray
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 03:19 AM       
2ND TURBO EDITION



Perndog

Fighting Style - FIRE
Birthdate - THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR
Nationality - AFRICA
Blood Type - VERY WARM WATER
Height - 6'1"
Weight - 201 lbs.
Hobbies - Music, SATAN
Favorite Food - PIG'S BLOOD
Favorite Sport - SACRIFICE
Prized Things - Pentragram, Guitar
Dislikes - GOD



Tropical

Fighting Style - Gunfire, Lighter
Birthdate - April 8th
Nationality - Korean
Blood Type - Soy Sauce
Height - 5'3"
Weight - 104 lbs.
Hobbies - Smoking, Selling Used Cars
Favorite Food - General's Chicken
Favorite Sport - Professional Lighting
Prized Things - Karate Robe, Two-Toned Loveseat
Dislikes - Botched Mock Wars



Pub Lover

Fighting Style - Prodding/Drunken Master
Birthdate - May 15th
Nationality - New Zealand
Blood Type - BEER
Height - 5'10"
Weight - 115 lbs.
Hobbies - PUBS
Favorite Food - Pickles And Beers
Favorite Sport - Drinking Games
Prized Things - Pickle Shot Glass, StrangePuppets Posters
Dislikes - Closing Time
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 03:27 AM       
makes me wish I had a pic to post
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 03:47 AM       
SECRET CHARACTER ACTIVATED!!!



Fartin Mowler's Crotch

Fighting Style - Slap-Fighting
Birthdate - ???
Nationality - FartinMowler
Blood Type -
Height - 2 1/3"
Weight - 4 cubic ounces
Hobbies - Vomiting, "Seeing" His Daughters
Favorite Food - K-Y Jelly
Favorite Sport - Doesn't Matter, Always Gets Beat
Prized Things - His Daughters
Dislikes - Bugs, Chafing
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 07:27 AM       
there's no girls
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 08:05 AM       
My crotch had declined any interviews or comments.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 08:06 AM       
can it shoot lazers
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 08:14 AM       
this thread is awesome
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 08:47 AM       
That picture of rog is awesome.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
this is fun glad im not included
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 11:45 AM       
Fartin Mowlers groin pulls out


Monday Jun7, 11:53 AM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo!

By MATT CURRY, Associated Press Writer
Toronto Canada Fartin Mowler has been told to get a lawyer for anyone trying to earn a buck off the slogan. The popular catchphrase intended to promote tidy roadsides has appeared on everything from T-shirts and bumper stickers to breath mint tins and refrigerator magnets. Now, Fartin Mowler wants it back.
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"Fartin has a lot of money invested in the slogan, and we definitely want people to know it's a disturbing message, it's not a macho message," said Doris Howdeshell, director of the department's travel division.
In the past year, the agency has sent 23 cease-and-desist letters warning merchandisers against unauthorized use of the federally registered trademark.
While no one has been sued, Fartin Mowlers office is reviewing cases in which merchandisers have refused to comply, said Jennifer Soldano, a Transportation Department lawyer.
But the action may be too little, too late, said Kae McLaughlin of the Canadian Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League, which has been asked to stop selling its "Don't Mess With Fartin Mowlers Groin" T-shirts.
"It's such a commonly used phrase that it's rather absurd to think they're going to be able to corral this back in," McLaughlin said.
The slogan was created by an Austin advertising firm in 1986, and made its television premiere during the Cotton Bowl on Jan. 1, 1987. The Fartin Mowler Groin campaign created a buzz, with high profile Texans like country singer Willie Nelson and boxer George Foreman.
The Canadian Goverment only recently stepped up enforcement to protect its trademark, registered in 2000.
Trademark and patent lawyer Ted Stevenson said the department would have a difficult time showing that consumers were confusing the abortion-rights T-shirts with its Groin campaign. However, the state could claim its message is being diluted by the slogan's unauthorized uses. Fartin Mowlers groin did make a final comment that if Glowbelly did join the race he would be proud to be beaten by a real woman ;Not one of those fake ones.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 01:49 PM       
Excellent thread, Schimid.
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
Man, I so wish to do this thing.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 02:23 AM       
Helm looks like a total fucking badass. I think I will shit my pants in fear now.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 02:40 AM       
The Greek nation cannot yet afford color. :/
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 07:38 AM       
Well, this half Greek opponent got the color.
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
I'm gonna get everyone in this thing and the people who're already in will get sick of it and it'll eventually grow old and sour but the people not yet put into it will still want it to thrive so they can see themselves in it and feel like they're a part of the "community".

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Fighting Style - VWAT?!
Birthdate - VWAT'S DAT?!
Nationality - Agrabah
Blood Type - Oil
Height - 6'4"
Weight - 174 lbs.
Hobbies - VWAT AR' YOU SAYINK?!
Favorite Food - Fried Rat
Favorite Sport - Pie-Eating Contests
Prized Things - Glasses, Convenience Store
Dislikes - Surprise Suicide Bombers



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Fighting Style - Skulhedface sucks.
Birthdate - Skulhedface sucks.
Nationality - Skulhedface sucks.
Blood Type - Skulhedface sucks.
Height - Skulhedface sucks.
Weight - Skulhedface sucks.
Hobbies - Skulhedface sucks.
Favorite Food - Skulhedface sucks.
Favorite Sport - Skulhedface sucks.
Prized Things - Skulhedface sucks.
Dislikes - Sucking



Glowbelly

Fighting Style - Artsy Fartsium
Birthdate - July 5
Nationality - Holland
Blood Type - Canvas Oils
Height - ???
Weight - ???
Hobbies - Art, Pointing Lamps In Awkward Directions And Giggling
Favorite Food - Cream Puffs
Favorite Sport - Fingerpainting
Prized Things - Italian Boyfriend, Orange-Rimmed Spy Camera
Dislikes - Spectre X



Spectre X

Fighting Style - Angstio
Birthdate - January 18
Nationality - Switzerland
Blood Type - SoBe
Height - 5'5"
Weight - 198 lbs.
Hobbies - Drawing, Going To Penny Arcade
Favorite Food - Schniztel
Favorite Sport - Cricket
Prized Things - Drawing Ability ( )
Dislikes - Criticism, Being Grounded

WHAT'S THIS? A SECRET CHARACTER!



AOK

Fighting Style - Guerilla Tactics
Birthdate - Five Minutes Ago
Nationality - The Sewers
Blood Type - Urine
Height - 2'4"
Weight - 63 lbs.
Hobbies - Surprising People, Dancing
Favorite Food - Whatever He Can Scavage
Favorite Sport - Stinkfisting
Prized Things - Doll (Brownie), Genesis Controller
Dislikes - Being Late, Coming Up Short
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 04:59 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
I want to play
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
my birthday is june 16 (8 days!!). i am ALMOST 5'5" and i weigh more than you because my bones are made of lead
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
I must recognize the coolness of this thread.

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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
good work guys this is what mocking is all about reminds me of the old boards am i right hey schimid do me here is my picture did you know i am good with the ladies also
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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
Don't see too many of those around anymore


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Old Jun 8th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
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