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Bopunker · #1

Outraged customer: "This cat you sold me is absolutely useless."

Petshop owner: "What's wrong with it? It looks alright to me."

Outraged customer: "When you sold it to me you promised it would be a good cat for mice, yet everytime it sees a mouse it runs away and hides."

Petshop owner: "Well isn't that a good cat for mice?"

Hahahaha! More hilarious jokes coming up!

Bopunker · #2

Customer: "Is this spray good for green fly?"

Shopkeeper: "I'm afraid not, sir. It kills them stone dead!"

Ahahah, it kills me. More hilarious jokes on the way!

executioneer · #3

Bopunker · #4

Policeman: "Have you permission to play your fiddle here?"

Musician: "No, officer."

Policeman: "Well in that case I must ask you to accompany me."

Musician: "Certainly - and what are you going to sing?"

Heheheheahahahah

Bopunker · #5

Woman: "And how do you like being married to a boxer?"

Other woman: "It's not too good. Every morning I have to count to ten before I can get him up!"

Bopunker · #6

Employer: "We want a responsible man for this job."

Applicant: "Well, I guess I'm your man. In all the other jobs I've worked at, whenever anything went wrong, they told me I was responsible."