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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 02:04 AM        Babies making babies
I have a confession. Sometimes I secretly fantasize about my girlfriend bein all pregnified with my babies and me taking care of her all cute like with the feeding and paranoid protection and whatnot. Itd be cute.

Sometimes I also get paranoid tha she might be like 2 weeks pregnant, so I push on her stomache really hard and it hurts her and makes here have to pee but i think ive killed at least two of the little fuckers.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 12:08 PM        Re: Babies making babies
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Sometimes I also get paranoid tha she might be like 2 weeks pregnant, so I push on her stomache really hard and it hurts her and makes here have to pee but i think ive killed at least two of the little fuckers.
You should not do that anymore. They aren't your kids and the real daddy will come and murder you.
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Old Sep 5th, 2004, 12:09 PM       
Fartins fantasys are quite similar but they usually involve children who are already born
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 12:32 AM       
I done knocked her up!! x

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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 05:54 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 09:23 AM       
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I done knocked her up!! x

OMFG!!
You've had false alarms like this before and yet you still didn't use birth control and she got pregnant??? Your going to be the first father on this planet whose baby will be born with more brain cells than he.

Duuuuuuude. Hope you enjoy the Lamaze classes.
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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 10:56 AM       
Its ok ya'll! I made her drink antifreeze and the next day embryo matter and blood gushed out of her vagina!

Then we had sex!

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Old Sep 10th, 2004, 11:26 PM       
The baby and you?
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 06:13 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
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