Shave and a Haircut, How many bits?

[slavemason]

It had been months, and I was way overdue for a haircut. Today I caved in and now I look like a mushroom head (or even a dickhead for those itching to mob me).
I paid $10 for this insult. Then I remember hearing about people paying like $50+ for a haircut. Does it include full release or what? I wish barber shops give you a beer while you waited or maybe have cockfights instead of Golfing Digest for entertainment.
I think I'll go buy a new hat.

[FS]

"GO, BLOODBEAK! Just a little off the sides, please. KILL HIM, FOGHORN!"