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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 03:54 AM        ARE YOU CONTRACEPTIVELY CHALLENGED?!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:08 AM       
I am offended and/or put in my place, I assure you.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:12 AM       
my subtle advances werent getting the job done, so i had to take it to the next level, i just wanted you to acknowledge me
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:30 AM       
Wanted to what now?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:36 AM       
fuck just tell me you love me seriously
you know you do
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:49 AM       
I actually would but I love drumming4buddha even though she's Sam's :scowl
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 05:59 AM       
Did you get your tits enlarged or what? Because you better have a reason for people to be nice to you this time.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:12 PM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 04:20 PM       
she's Sam's scowl? I can't even begin to imagine how that works.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 07:12 PM       
i suppose i must consider myself contraceptively challenged, pregnant four times and all.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2005, 07:29 PM       
Nah, look at it as aggressively fertile!!
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 02:57 PM       
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I actually would but I love drumming4buddha even though she's Sam's :scowl
ew, fuck off wth that shit. I AM TOP GIRL OF THE FOREVER.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 03:04 PM       
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Did you get your tits enlarged or what? Because you better have a reason for people to be nice to you this time.
and maybe when i'm drunk i'll let you touch them..

granted i might end up with four little kids from hell, RIGHT SADIE??
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 03:24 PM       
lol. I'm laughing really hard.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 03:30 PM       
when i think of hollycaust, i think of an 8 foot tall walking pancake peson
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 04:26 PM       
lol.. that was actually funny. Now I'm really laughing hard.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 05:45 PM       
I like her buttery layers.
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 08:34 PM       
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avian dawg, why you gotta lie???
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Old Jul 25th, 2005, 08:38 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 12:08 PM       
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granted i might end up with four little kids from hell, RIGHT SADIE??
i'm not sure from whence mine came, but two of them are already in my idea of heaven.
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 03:10 PM       
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granted i might end up with four little kids from hell, RIGHT SADIE??
i'm not sure from whence mine came, but two of them are already in my idea of heaven.
Hey now.
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Old Jul 30th, 2005, 08:52 PM       
My condolences, Sadie.
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Old Jul 31st, 2005, 12:36 AM       
thanks. :nopreview
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