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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 07:47 PM        Christmas Wishes
Chistmas is near. November is the time for holiday shopping. Do any of you want any new games? I want Dragon Quest VIII. I'm a huge fan of the Dragon Warrior series-- I own all the games that were made for the NES, Gameboy Color, and Playstation. This newest game will come out for PS2, but EGM describes it as traditional (linear). I don't mind. I like games that have old school play style.

To express my enthusiasm for wanting the game, I wrote a song:

Christmas - Christmas time is near.
Time for malls and department stores.
I've been good, but I must wait.
Hurry Christmas, hurry quick.
Want a game that's very long...
With dragons, slimes, and evil clowns.
This game is called Dragon Quest VIII.
Please get me this, Santa Claus.

Feel free to write whatever lyrics or poems about any game you like.
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 09:17 PM       
Video games will rot your brain.
You'd be better off with a new toy train.
But Santa's fake, and there's no North Pole.
Merry fuckin' Christmas, you're getting coal.
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 09:34 PM       
yeah, you pretty much just got pwned rika95.
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Old Nov 9th, 2005, 10:17 PM       
That's okay. I appreciate the creativity.

I used to write reviews for games at I-Mockery a few years ago. I did that just after college, when I had some free time. It was good practice. Since I own all the NES Dragon Warrior games, I wrote reviews on all of them. I wonder if they are still there. I think I'll take a look.
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 04:41 AM       
Please update us when you get there.
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 03:07 PM       
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Yes, my reviews are still there at i-mockery.com.
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Old Nov 10th, 2005, 04:15 PM       
your name sounds quite anime... :/
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 12:31 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 01:07 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 09:42 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 11:28 AM       
I WANT RESIDENT EVIL FORE FOR CHRISTMAS

WHOOPS I MEAN FOUR LOL RE FORE SOUNDS LIKE A GOLF GAME WITH RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS THEY SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THAT
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 11:43 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 11:45 AM       
LOL YEAH OLD JOKES ARE AWESOME
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 12:20 PM       
RE4 is a king among games
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 01:22 PM       
Yeah, I rented it one time.
It was exactly what I thought Survival horror games were like when I first heard of them; running through a bleak and creepy setting, being chased by a group of untiring, scary freaks, ocasionally turning around to bust a few caps, then going into a little room and baracading the door, trying to think of a way to escape while they are slowly busting the door down, then all of a sudden BAM, they bust into the room and maul you.

Not all that crap with one or two zombies who just stand there and moan at you while you rape them with your incindiary grenades.
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Old Dec 5th, 2005, 06:02 PM       
i gots the mafia outfit but he has a big gay scarf wtf is the deal with that eh? but you can toss ur hat and chatch it FTW
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